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Mixers

Mixers are college parties. They are usually the best parties.
Yo, I went to 5 different mixers last night!
by blondebabe6952 July 30, 2007
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Mixers

People who accept, love and support the queens that are Little Mix. Typically identified as gays, girls, guys and goddesses. Not a Guilty pleasure.
The Mixers are united in streaming their favourite songs Sweet Melody, Wasabi & Love me or leave me.
by mixerfreak October 30, 2020
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Mixers

Mixers are Little Mix fans and they are so sweet they Stan Little Mix so much... but if you hate on Little Mix you better watch out! LITTLE MIX ARE BETTER THAN FIFTH HARMONY
The Mixers are so nice

I am a mixer and I love all of Little Mix
by fredsgco February 20, 2021
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celebrity mixers

She was a bit chunky and didn't want to put out. After tipping back a pint and a couple celebrity mixers, we shagged on her car -- she had her mechanic pull the ass print out of the hood a couple days later.
by Lee November 26, 2003
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Cement Mixers

The thing that all real men want.

The "Are you a real man?" test:

Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!

Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer?
Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect)
Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement
Least manly answer: Mixing cement

Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer...

Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.
Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No...
Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake*
Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!!

Real man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Don't know... would be cool!

Failed man:
Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No... wtf...
(DUMPED)

Sorry excuse for a man:
Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!!
(DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED)

(For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example)
by Jai NobeZ October 31, 2008
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Comedy Mixers

House double normally Vodka and then the buyers choice of a "comedy Mixer" such as a Blue Wicked. 1x bottle for 3 to 4 mixers.
A group of pricks that want to get wankered as quick as possible "Ankle Grapper" Bailey's with Tequilla.
by Kevin October 28, 2003
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Cupcake Mixers

Cupcake mixers are the most hated part of the fandom. Usually really childish and always fighting with Petty mixers or with Tea Mixers. They are usually called cupcakes. They think Little Mix never do anything wrong and they cant accept the critics.
Today I fought with some Cupcake Mixers. They called me fake because I said Jerrie is dead
by Steph Pinnock April 28, 2018
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