Mixers 

Mixers are college parties. They are usually the best parties.

Yo, I went to 5 different mixers last night!

Mixers by blondebabe6952 July 30, 2007

Mixers 

People who accept, love and support the queens that are Little Mix. Typically identified as gays, girls, guys and goddesses. Not a Guilty pleasure.

The Mixers are united in streaming their favourite songs Sweet Melody, Wasabi & Love me or leave me.

Mixers by mixerfreak October 30, 2020

Mixers 

Mixers are Little Mix fans and they are so sweet they Stan Little Mix so much... but if you hate on Little Mix you better watch out! LITTLE MIX ARE BETTER THAN FIFTH HARMONY

The Mixers are so nice

I am a mixer and I love all of Little Mix

Mixers by fredsgco February 20, 2021

celebrity mixers 

See comedy mixers

She was a bit chunky and didn't want to put out. After tipping back a pint and a couple celebrity mixers, we shagged on her car -- she had her mechanic pull the ass print out of the hood a couple days later.

celebrity mixers by Lee November 26, 2003

Cement Mixers 

The thing that all real men want.

The "Are you a real man?" test:

Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!

Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer?
Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect)
Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement
Least manly answer: Mixing cement

Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer...

Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.

Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No...
Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake*
Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!!

Real man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Don't know... would be cool!

Failed man:
Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No... wtf...
(DUMPED)

Sorry excuse for a man:
Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!!
(DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED)

(For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example)

Cement Mixers by Jai NobeZ October 31, 2008

Comedy Mixers 

House double normally Vodka and then the buyers choice of a "comedy Mixer" such as a Blue Wicked. 1x bottle for 3 to 4 mixers.

A group of pricks that want to get wankered as quick as possible "Ankle Grapper" Bailey's with Tequilla.

Comedy Mixers by Kevin October 28, 2003

Tea Mixers 

Tea Mixers are that part of the fandom that always spills tea and they are active in the Drama. They are more careful with words than Petty Mixers. They hate Cupcake Mixers but we cant blame them even PopCorn Mixers hate Cupcakes

These two are Tea Mixers they are always spilling tea

Tea Mixers by Steph Pinnock April 28, 2018