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Mittstorm 

A blizzard of bullshit from one, Willard Mitt Romney.
Did you see that debate? What a Mittstorm!
Mittstorm by eleventy4 October 23, 2012
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midstorm 

The Definition of a pest
oh there goes midstorm insulting short and fat kids
midstorm by Scupy the Scup May 15, 2018

midstorm 

The Definition of a pest
oh there goes midstorm insulting short and fat kids
midstorm by Scupy the Scup May 15, 2018

Mittsturbate 

Verb. The act of partaking in masturbational activity using a baseball mitt. One must tenderize their preferred mitt and likewise toughen the area to be stimulated in order for successful mittsturbation to occur. After many sessions with one's mitt, the mitt will be considered "broken-in". Each session brings the mittsturbator closer to this desired state of mitt. This is an extremely advanced technique in terms of self stimulation, and should only be exercised when one considers himself (or her...self..) ready. Prerequisite: one must be a major league masturbator in order to commence in minor league mittsturbating.
John mittsturbated with his new Easton glove, which ultimately resulted in a pop-fly to center field.

Stanley asked his girlfriend to mittsturbate him. Unfortunately, she could not because she did not own a left-handed glove.
Mittsturbate by Neezplz January 9, 2010

Milestorming 

Verb. The act that people managing or running projects perform when they create milestones for their projects, at the last minute and in a state of frenzy.
Come on everyone, the project presentation to the MD is due at 2pm and we've got nothing. Let's get milestorming.
Milestorming by Stuart Concannon February 27, 2005

MattStormTornado 

Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis

Derogatory term for that shitty youtuber who went to Boswells
Don’t do a MattStormTornado else you’re gay
MattStormTornado by MattST December 5, 2021
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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