7 definitions by Stuart Concannon

Noun, usually in plural form. Wheyheydays are the days in a person's life immediately proceeding the arrival of offspring.
I remember when we were in our wheyheydays, then we got careless and it all ended with the arrival of the baby.
by Stuart Concannon March 5, 2005
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A noun describing the degree to which a target has been or can be passed.
We can have a maximum of two days blowage on this project before the client will refuse to pay.
by Stuart Concannon February 27, 2005
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Noun. A reminder written on the fly, on one of those paper cups that corporates buy by the million, usually in a hurried and unplanned meeting where no other writing material is available.
"I was just grabbing a coffee when Madeline pounced and I ended up with a paper cup action."
by Stuart Concannon March 20, 2005
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Noun. The belief that humans in offices can have as great a value as a monkey in the universe.
Pseudosimianism is based on the fundamental belief that an infinite number of humans in an infinite number of offices using an infinite number of computers will eventually type an e-mail of equal quality and value to that produced by a single monkey hammering away on a single typewriter for five minutes.
by Stuart Concannon March 10, 2005
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Verb. The act that people managing or running projects perform when they create milestones for their projects, at the last minute and in a state of frenzy.
Come on everyone, the project presentation to the MD is due at 2pm and we've got nothing. Let's get milestorming.
by Stuart Concannon February 27, 2005
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Noun. A very small and unsteady toddler; the pre-toddler stage of child development, usually follows immediately after baby.

Also, present tense of the verb 'to toddle.'
William was a toddling at about fifteen months before he became a toddler proper.

Tom came toddling in from the kitchen, with a bottle of beer he'd just found in the fridge.
by Stuart Concannon March 2, 2005
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A noun (Psych.) Morbid dread of the cosmos and realising ones true place in it. Hence, cosmophobic, adjective.
She was a happy and outgoing person until she developed cosmophobia. Then, knowing her true place in the universe, insanity was inevitable.
by Stuart Concannon February 27, 2005
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