Mitosterbation
Mitosterbation by Qman3000 August 17, 2008
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Mathsterbation
Guy #1 "OMG what's Elliott doing with his math book?"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"
Mathsterbation by Disco Alpingu April 1, 2007
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Mathsterbation
Mathsterbation is the act of masturbating when a maths problem or assignment becomes too difficult and/or tedious to complete. It is often practised when the subject has lost all hope in completing his maths and can see no other option.
Friend 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4?
Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!
Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...
Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!
Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...
Mathsterbation by highoffmathsfaps November 5, 2013
Mindsterbation
When your mind is only focused on having sex with a hot celebrity and your girlfriend, to where absolutely nothing can break you from your sexual daydream.
Billy: Dude what's wrong with Hunter?
John: He's thinking about having a 3-way with Katy Perry and his girl Emily.
Billy: Classic case of Mindsterbation?
John: Yup.
John: He's thinking about having a 3-way with Katy Perry and his girl Emily.
Billy: Classic case of Mindsterbation?
John: Yup.
Mindsterbation by A pro mindsterbator August 11, 2010
misterbation
Similar to masturbation, but without completion. See also doctorbation.
Suppose you have the last name Bate. Surely by know you have heard many jokes about being called "Master". But even a proper title can be funny.
Suppose you have the last name Bate. Surely by know you have heard many jokes about being called "Master". But even a proper title can be funny.
misterbation by Rage from rhuvok.com July 27, 2003
Mindsterbation
derived from the term mind-fucking, where when mind fucking one self, one tends to mindsterbate, therefore the word directs towards the situation to when a person is fucking with ones on mind he tends to be mind-fucking
Joe: I have been fucking with my mind, with all this arithmetic and alcohol
Harry: Yeah dude I guess mindsterbation of a higher form
Harry: Yeah dude I guess mindsterbation of a higher form
Mindsterbation by Maverickan September 5, 2012
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