Mitil

She's the most honest and funny girl you'll ever meet. She's the sweetest girl on earth but if you mess with her she'll fight back

Person 1: Hey do you know that girl Mitil?
Person 2: Ya I'm in love with her

Mitil by Eva? April 18, 2021

minilongdong 

premature megalongdong

if you want to know what a megalongdong is, search it up in the urban dictionary

that minilongdong ain’t long enough

minilongdong by I can’t put my real name September 2, 2021

Mitali 

Prettiest, beautiful, hot and cute too.
Purest and most beautiful soul on earth.

you’re pretty! wow! you’re a mitali

Mitali by Ilovemitsss May 2, 2018

mitul 

a person who is very caring and loyal. someone of indan ethnicity who is fun and outgoing and has a huge heart.

Wow! I wish i was dating a Mitul.

mitul by payal November 14, 2004

Matilda Brewe 

Plaintiff attorney who likes to cosplay as a scale; usually has "the crazy eyes", but carries her entire mock trial team. May make unnecessary objections.

"Humans are not metal"
-Matilda Brewe, 2021

Matilda Brewe by ashwilliams66 February 10, 2021

mitifotit

An acronym used by Australian writer Jack Heath and now taken up by numerous bloggers, meaning "Most Interesting Thing I Found On The Internet Today".

Person 1: "Dude, you see the mitifotit I posted on my blog the other day?"
Person 2: "Man, no-one reads your blog."
Person 1: "Well, it was totally bitchin. I found this great flash game where-"
Person 2: "Dude, shut up."

mitifotit by joseford December 25, 2008

Matilde

Matilde is literally the most perfect person ever. Matilde is gorgeus, cute, smart, nice and every good word I can‘t remember. Seriously Matilde I think about you all the time I just wanted you to still feel the same. And if you ever see this and think this might be about you, well, yes, Matilde Coelho, this is for you.

Sorry, Matilde, for this stupid text.

Matilde by Martim Simp >:) November 30, 2020