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minilongdong
premature megalongdong
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minilongdong by I can’t put my real name September 2, 2021
Mitali
Mitali by Ilovemitsss May 2, 2018
Matilda Brewe
Plaintiff attorney who likes to cosplay as a scale; usually has "the crazy eyes", but carries her entire mock trial team. May make unnecessary objections.
Matilda Brewe by ashwilliams66 February 10, 2021
mitifotit
An acronym used by Australian writer Jack Heath and now taken up by numerous bloggers, meaning "Most Interesting Thing I Found On The Internet Today".
Matilde
Matilde is literally the most perfect person ever. Matilde is gorgeus, cute, smart, nice and every good word I can‘t remember. Seriously Matilde I think about you all the time I just wanted you to still feel the same. And if you ever see this and think this might be about you, well, yes, Matilde Coelho, this is for you.
Matilde by Martim Simp >:) November 30, 2020
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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