mitica

A Romanian girl that can only go to the bathroom on thursday.

Damn, i would like some mitica on my salad.

by DeBolleToeter January 7, 2021

Mitică

The most viril păpușel from Sadova.

-Where's Leana?
-In șopru with Mitică.

by Nașamare November 22, 2021

Mitica Soeteman

Mitica Soeteman is a very handsome but autistic person. he likes to finger paint and also play with his children. he comes from romania and doesn't speak romanian.

Jesus christ you really look like a mitica soeteman

by UltraZwarte October 11, 2019

clester mitica

AKA urbexcraiova. Nieche internet microcelebrity specialised in shitposting, vrilmaxxing and craiovahating.

-Nigga have you seen the new clester mitica post?
-If its another top 10 electricity poles I'm gonna end it.

by pulica_franaru December 8, 2023

Milica

The most wonderful girl you will ever meet . She's beautiful inside and out . Every guy has had a secret crush on her at some point of their life . Who could blame them after all her amazing personality and gorgeous face that hypnotizes you and makes you fall in love with her in an instant . She's generally tall and athletic . She's a total package. Beautiful eyes and kissable lips . The best part about her is her intelligence . She is so damn smart .The sexiest woman alive . She's a sex monster and can rock your world . If you want to hook up with a babe and have a good time ,go find yourself a milica.

Guy 1: who's that girl you're dating again? The beautiful one ? Guy 2: oh you mean milica?

Guy 1 : You're so fucking lucky , she's so cool .damn man I'm so jealous , I wish I had a girlfriend as beautiful and sexy as yours .
Guy1: I know what can I say ...

by Damnimhot August 29, 2012

Milica

The ultimate woman. Usually tall, and curvy in all the right places. Beautiful eyes, cute pouty lips, and the most beautiful smile that'll make you melt. The sexiest Slavic girl. Incredibly intellectual, and the kindest soul. A fantastic sense of humour, and always knows when the appropriate time is to be a sassy bad-ass bitch. The only problem you'll have with her is that you don't spend enough time with her.

Guy 1: shittttt, who's that girl over there?

Guy 2: her name's Milica, but dude, she's way out of your league.

Guy 1: yeah, she's a goddess!

by Serbguywhoknows April 23, 2016

Milica

Milica is an old, traditional Slavic name. It was made from mila which means dear. She is usually kinda tall, has good curves, and is kinda nice. She always makes sarcastic jokes to cover up her problems. ALWAYS HAVE REAL TALKS WITH Milica's!!! They really need it, believe me. Oh and they are REALLY FRIENDLY.

*Guy 1* : Woah! Who is that over there? She has a really nice ass!

*Guy 2* : Oh that is Milica. You should go and talk to her man.

by imabadbaby November 20, 2019