MitchMarks

A MitchMarks is a person who is tall/skinny with long arms and legs, caucasion, of italian/sicilian decent, with dark thick curly hair, big bright blue eyes, heavy drinker and cocaine addict, is very funny, good liar, gets in trouble alot, is sexy, and has a giant cock

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by ILoveMMM December 10, 2009

bitchmarks

The metric by which your wife or life partner assesses your progress in helping around the house.

I guess watching television for several hours a day doesn't meet my wife's bitchmarks for my performance in the house.

by Cynicool April 21, 2020

Mitchmas

The day of the year where we celebrate Mitch getting older

Can't wait for mitchmas so I can drink loads of cans

by freshprinceofjarra February 16, 2021