by Werewolf Moms April 04, 2019
A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.
My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.
by Puppychup August 09, 2019
The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.
by One With Common Sense September 25, 2019
1.) A spineless turtle, very rare in reptiles.
2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.
2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.
1.) The Mitch McConnell hid in his shell.
2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.
2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.
by Patriotic Leftie March 07, 2021
Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
McConnell is the leader of the party of NO! in the senate.
He is a typical southern G.O.P. senator who opposes anything that he perceives as "progressive" and strongly
opposes anything democrats bring up for a vote.
He is popular among Obama Haters for his strong opposition to President Obama's healthcare reform plans.
McConnell is the leader of the party of NO! in the senate.
He is a typical southern G.O.P. senator who opposes anything that he perceives as "progressive" and strongly
opposes anything democrats bring up for a vote.
He is popular among Obama Haters for his strong opposition to President Obama's healthcare reform plans.
Mitch McConnell said in an interview he would do whatever
he could to defeat Obama's healthcare reform. He works
with his House counterpart John Boehner to obstruct
Obama's plans to solve America's problems.
he could to defeat Obama's healthcare reform. He works
with his House counterpart John Boehner to obstruct
Obama's plans to solve America's problems.
by Charles_U_Farley May 24, 2010
The blue whale's anus can open 3.5 feet, making it the second largest asshole in the world next to Mitch McConnell.
I was so constipated from eating that cheeseball last night that my asshole stretched out to the size of Mitch McConnell when I took a shit this morning.
by Dr. Derpal J. Trump September 24, 2020
The deliberate termination of a human pregnancy, most often performed during the first 28 weeks of pregnancy; or an “abortion” (noun).
by Porter McConnell October 28, 2020