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Misstypis 

Latin: Misstypis stultus

A chronic, incurable medical condition where the patient stuffers with occasional incident of constant misstyping of words on a computer/mobile keyboard mainly caused by the patient's impatience when preforming such activity.
Person 1: My peasue
Person 1: Pleasure
Person 1: Plesue
Person 1: Pasure
Person 1: Pleasu
Person 1: Pleasure
Person 1: Finally
Person 2: xddd
Person 2: You should get checked for misstypis
Person 1: Yeah, tanks for the tip
Person 1: Tanks
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Misstypis by Gottchabeach November 3, 2023
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Misstypis 

Latin: Misstypis stultus

A chronic, incurable medical condition where the patient suffers with an occasional lack of basic typing skills when typing on a computer keyboard or a mobile phone. Such states are often caused by tiredness and or impatience of the patient trying to type out the right word or phrase.
Person 1: My pleasue
Person 1: pleasue
Person 1: pleaue
Person 1: pleaure
Person 1: pleasu
Person 1: pleasure
Person 1: finally
Person 2: lol, you should get checked for misstypis
Person 1: Yeah, tanks for the tip
Person 1: tanks
Person 1: tanks
Person 1: i give up
Misstypis by Gottchabeach November 3, 2023

MissTriss 

MissTriss was the FIRST Black Financial Dominatrix

History:
MissTriss is an exotic Mulatto Dominatrix from Michigan formerly known as "Greedy Mistress Kim" aka "Hybrid Bunny". She coined the terms "wallet rape" and wallet rapist to distinguish Herself from Her caucasian FinDomme Sisters when most were using terms like money pig and atm pig .
The term FinDomme was actually given to the Women by the male submissives that lovingly served them with cash tributes.
MissTriss was the FIRST Black Financial Dominatrix and began the FIRST African American chat room on yahoo dedicated to Financial Servitude and trained two other African American Women daily.
MissTriss now teaches Dominants and submissives on the importance of financial literacy to bring some level of basic financial education towards the art of Financial Domination.

She feels that it is Her shared responsibility to help Mentor O/others who would like to participate in the Fetish without (submissives) going bankrupt and (Dominants) foolishly wasting money.
Over the years, the fetish has grown by leaps and bounds - largely unchecked.
"The ORIGINAL wallet rapist was a sexy 18 year old looking to make quick cash who blew it on dumb material items. Now that Woman has grown into a financially literate CEO and a marketing powerhouse. I'm going to show the next set of sexy 18 year olds what I wish I would have known back then."
MissTriss is a Boss ass Bitch who just came out with a new Financial Domination Training course for submissives as well as Dominants.

misatopiss 

some short piss kinker idk
p1: you know misatopiss?
p2: yeah that fucker killed my cat

p1: rip ig
misatopiss by milfsnearyou June 2, 2021

MistyIsHere 

A person who has an obsession with the fortnite skin Flapjackie. also likes persona.
MistyIsHere not there
MistyIsHere by Robertfls November 9, 2020

Misstitis 

Feelings of not being missed by anyone.
My brother is suffering with misstitis
Misstitis by BluDee November 12, 2020
Concoction of Water and Cornstarch to create a non-Newtonian fluid.

Also known as:
Oobleck
Ooey-Gooey
Cornstarch Suspension
Quicksand

How to make Mistypus:

Pour approximately 1/4 of the box (about 4 oz.) of cornstarch into the mixing bowl and slowly add about a half a cup of water. Mix the cornstarch and water with your hands.

Continue adding cornstarch and water in small amounts until you get a mixture that has the consistency of honey. It may take a little work to get the consistency just right, but you will eventually end up mixing one box of cornstarch with roughly 1 to 2 cups of water.
Our science experiment in science today was making Mistypus, a mixture of cornstarch and water. It was awesome!
Or

Mistypus wrestling is so much cooler than Jello wrestling!
Mistypus by Non-newtonian fluid January 21, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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