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Dark Angels Misstress 

The darkest, meanest, creepiest, most hateful man you could imagine.... find him, she is at his side.
"DarkAngelsMisstress is not online to cyber, stay away!!!"

misscreant 

A female delinquent. Her "fairer gender" means that she can get away with a lot more --- or be punished a lot less (think Mary Kay Letourneau, who only served a comparatively short sentence for a super-serious crime that a man in the same position would likely have gotten decades of prison time) --- than a guy trying the same shenanigans.
The use of misscreants to aid in committing crimes has long been practiced --- people are just naturally more trusting of females, and so they tend not to be monitored so closely as their male counterparts would be. Adult men looking to steal from a place of business often send girls or younger women into said store beforehand to either distract the staffpeople or to commit the pilfering themselves.
misscreant by QuacksO July 23, 2019
lying cheating cunt of a whore.

crossdressing australian male, who tucks little pee pee between legs and says "look, im a girl, i have a vagina"
FUCK YOU MISSBEE ! go eat 20 dicks you useless piece of shit. major pwns j00.
MissBee by aushldmcommunity December 13, 2003

misstress bation 

a name for masturbation, generally used by guys who think its cool to mix words around and confuse everybody.
guy1: hey did you get laid last night
guy2: nah but i DID hook up with misstress bation
guy1: oh!
misstress bation by mil_babe53 April 22, 2008
Slut, Whore, Like to sleep with animals, and wogs.
MissBee by Authour November 5, 2003
The situation when two bros walking in the opposite direction to each other, see each other, and try to shake hands/high five/low five/ maintaining their speed, ans Misses.
jake and amir missbroed.
missbro by indianwizkid February 14, 2012
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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