When you have done nothing all day or are being lazy. It is to imply that your lack of movement, has caused mold or mildew to start growing on your body.
Misreading.-1.When the delivery of Hand Written or Typed words are received incorrectly by the reader. -2. An assumption of a senders emotions when reading a message. -3. Misleading caused by lack of a tone of voice, when something is spelled out instead of spoken.
misunderstood , misread.
A Magic: The Gathering humor site, originally it was Mike Bregoli (MB)'s blog, which later became a satirical/humor article site similar to The Onion, but in the past couple of years the articles have been waning, and most people visit solely for the forums.
This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.
Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.