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Mindeling 

The act of being overly friendly to a girl that you want to sleep with while perpetually keeping her in the friend zone.
Matt was mindeling Joy and Samantha at the bar last night. His game is terrible.
Mindeling by Baltimore1116 December 2, 2011

mispelling 

A misspelling for the word ‘misspelling’{mis-spell+ing).
The word ‘mispelling’ is a misspelling of the word ‘misspelling’. ^ __ ^.
mispelling by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005
A Magic: The Gathering humor site, originally it was Mike Bregoli (MB)'s blog, which later became a satirical/humor article site similar to The Onion, but in the past couple of years the articles have been waning, and most people visit solely for the forums.

Some entries on Urban Dictionary that stem from MiseTings include Sarnath'd, Random-Miser, and soccer mom'd.
"MiseTings even has it's own WikiPedia page dude. Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misetings."
MiseTings by Craiggles July 20, 2008

misspelling 

The act of misspelling a word.
misspelling by Adeadlyliquid September 28, 2004

Mispelling 

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"OH NO TODAYS THE DEADLINE WHY DIDN'T I EAT SUGAR"
Mispelling by cxr4 October 9, 2019

Dick Misering 

This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.
Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.
Dick Misering by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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