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Mindeling 

The act of being overly friendly to a girl that you want to sleep with while perpetually keeping her in the friend zone.
Matt was mindeling Joy and Samantha at the bar last night. His game is terrible.
Mindeling by Baltimore1116 December 2, 2011

mispelling 

A misspelling for the wordmisspelling’{mis-spell+ing).
The word ‘mispelling’ is a misspelling of the word ‘misspelling’. ^ __ ^.
mispelling by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005
A Magic: The Gathering humor site, originally it was Mike Bregoli (MB)'s blog, which later became a satirical/humor article site similar to The Onion, but in the past couple of years the articles have been waning, and most people visit solely for the forums.

Some entries on Urban Dictionary that stem from MiseTings include Sarnath'd, Random-Miser, and soccer mom'd.
"MiseTings even has it's own WikiPedia page dude. Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misetings."
MiseTings by Craiggles July 20, 2008

misspelling 

The act of misspelling a word.
I didn't misspell misspell.
misspelling by Adeadlyliquid September 28, 2004

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"OH NO TODAYS THE DEADLINE WHY DIDN'T I EAT SUGAR"
Mispelling by cxr4 October 9, 2019

Dick Misering 

This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.
Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.