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Misophoniax

an absolutely vicious psychopath who wants to inflict all possible pain on other people that they are not interested in
yo dude wanna go ask out miso/misophoniax?
get the fuck out of my house
Misophoniax by mangospasm December 28, 2022
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Misophonia 

A rarely diagnosed mental condition in which negative emotional experiences (from annoyance to extreme rage) are triggered by specific sounds, which can be either loud or soft. Nose sniffling, eating and breathing noises and tapping are all examples of trigger sounds for people suffering from this illness.
Misophonia, a sound sensitivity disorder, causes untold suffering and social withdrawal.
Misophonia by Doc_B April 15, 2015

misophonia 

A new or undiscovered word to many, misophonia is condition in which certain sounds provoke strong negative emotional reactions in people (anger, panic, or disgust) to a person with the disorder. One or more "trigger" sounds can cause these emotions. Common trigger noises include (but are not limited to) chewing, snorting, slurping, whispering, whistling, shushing, lip-smacking, and sneezing. Misophonia tends to develop in children and gets progressively worse over time. If someone with misophonia tells you to stop whistling, slurping, ect, stop. If you don't stop, you are a twatmuffin and we can't be friends.
"Why does Alex get angry when I whistle?"
"He has Misophonia. It's a little like OCD but with certain noises."
"Well, I'm not a twatmuffin so I'll try to work on not whistling around him."
misophonia by Recky Drive February 5, 2015

Misophonist

Many of us experience some form of misophonia, an extreme intolerance for certain sounds. Nails on a chalkboard is the ultimate example. Or perhaps it's gum smacking, open-mouthed chewing, crunching on ice, or other sounds regularly heard in public. Ugh
she is pretty but , misophonist
Misophonist by Wolvonique May 23, 2016

misophonia 

For people with a condition that some scientists call misophonia, mealtime can be torture. The sounds of other people eating — chewing, chomping, slurping, gurgling — can send them into an instantaneous, blood-boiling rage.
Misophonia, literally "hatred of sound", is a rarely diagnosed neuropsychiatric disorder in which negative emotions (anger, flight, hatred, disgust) are triggered by specific sounds.1 The sounds can be loud or soft.2 The term was coined by American neuroscientists Pawel Jastreboff and Margaret Jastreboff and is sometimes referred to as selective sound sensitivity syndrome.4
misophonia by PineappleJuice March 19, 2015

Misophonia 

A mental illness marked by extreme aversion to certain soft sounds, such as eating noises and nose sniffling. The condition is newly-defined and rarely diagnosed.
Misophonia causes pain and anguish for the ill person, as well as those around them.
Misophonia by Doc_B May 1, 2015

Misophonia 

Hatred of noise.
I was diagnosed with misophonia,I enjoy music,but muffled talking,whispering,muttering,heavy breathing,blowing nose,tapping,snoring,etc,etc.Its ok when you make these noises,but when someone makes one of the noise listed above;they're in some deep shit.By 'deep shit' I mean the symptoms include,muscle tension,sweaty palms,biting nails or even a quickened heart beat
Dale:*taps on the table*
Your muscles tense and you ask him to stop he keeps on going so you ever shout or lunge =misophonia
Misophonia by SarcasticTwat December 24, 2014
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B)
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