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microbating 

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.
While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.
microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

mirrorballing 

Describes introspection or self-analysis - the process of looking into all or many facets of ones self at the same time or over a short period of time. Much like looking at a disco-ball up close.
Mike spent the next several hours mirrorballing about the last 4 years of his life.
mirrorballing by UA January 12, 2008

mirrornating 

When someone is continuously examining themselves in a mirror .
Anthony’s friends were waiting for him in his driveway to go out on the town but they will be a half hour late to the party cause he’s too busy mirrornating .

Sophia has been mirrornating in the sun visor in her car and now everyone behind her is getting irritated .
mirrornating by Wordsmithski November 1, 2020

microbating 

When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.
We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing

mirrorbation 

Master bating to your reflection in the mirror
Cameron loves mirrorbation, he pretty much does it every night
mirrorbation by bioclassfun December 7, 2011
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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