Mirrorbating 

Jerking off to your own ass in the mirror.

Dude, one time I was mirrorbating and I busted a nut all over my towels.

What are you doing tonight? Probably just mirrorbating.

Mirrorbating by LlamaGoose April 7, 2010

microbating 

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

mirrorballing 

Describes introspection or self-analysis - the process of looking into all or many facets of ones self at the same time or over a short period of time. Much like looking at a disco-ball up close.

Mike spent the next several hours mirrorballing about the last 4 years of his life.

mirrorballing by UA January 12, 2008

mirrornating 

When someone is continuously examining themselves in a mirror .

Anthony’s friends were waiting for him in his driveway to go out on the town but they will be a half hour late to the party cause he’s too busy mirrornating .

Sophia has been mirrornating in the sun visor in her car and now everyone behind her is getting irritated .

mirrornating by Wordsmithski November 1, 2020

microbating 

When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.

We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing

microbating by SkeletonInYourCloset May 20, 2014

mirrorbation 

Master bating to your reflection in the mirror

Cameron loves mirrorbation, he pretty much does it every night

mirrorbation by bioclassfun December 7, 2011