Mireism

The promotion or expression of self-determination among Africans in the style of 19th century figure Ismaaciil Mire Elmi

they're for Mireism

Mireism by readyforthemoon55 September 21, 2019

Mikeism 

The act of creating a word in casual conversation for the purpose of communication when the TRUE word is not known. This is usually done by accident and the created word must sound similar to the real word. Example real word: to WHITTLE a piece of wood. mikeism: to WINDLE a piece of wood. A true MIKEISM, when called out or corrected, will be staunchly defended, usually ending with the person correcting the word leaving the conversation doubting their own understanding of the English language

In the staff meeting today, Mike apprived (approved) the media budget for the client. You got that word wrong, man, you need to check your mikeism before sending that email to the vendor .

Mikeism by SouthCo October 30, 2018

Mineism Blindness 

Mineism blindness is a state or condition of being psychologically and/or emotionally unaware and unable to recognize and admit the faults, failings, deficits and dysfunctions of humans, animals, possessions, idiosyncrasies and traits simply because they are "mine".

That lady suffers from mineism blindness - her 3 yr. old boy stabbed the dog 4 times and all she said was "I guess we need to talk to him."

Her cat's litter box smells like vapid vagina vapor, but she won't do anything about it as she has mineism blindness!

Mineism Blindness by Dr. Philologist July 24, 2010

mikeism 

A religion where mike from Monsters Inc is worshiped as the one true god.
Better than any other religion

If you do not follow mikeism you are wrong

mikeism by OurLordAndSaviorMike July 20, 2017

Mireist

One who promotes self-determination in the style of 19th century darwiish figure Ismaaciil Mire Elmi

they're all mireists

Mireist by readyforthemoon55 September 21, 2019

Miroism 

Religion worshipping thighs, absolutely any kind, just the concept of thighs(μηροςmiros in Greek) itself. Miroists love thicc thighs as much as they love sticc thighs, thighs are all around generally nice and beautiful. For some, thighs are even their life juice.

Believers of Miroism are called Miroists.

When face with the hard choice of "Tits or arse", Miroists either choose ass, or say the third (and correct) option: Thighs.
Akin to thighs, Miroists often prefer "Medium is premium" to "Flat is justice", or "Oppai is truth", since it's the concept of boobs that matters, not the size, even small boobs are nice to feel.
Miroism, like any self-respecting religion, also has a sacred text. Akin to the Christian Bible, Miroism has "The Thighble".

A common misconception is that "The Thighble" is a holy text worshipping thick thighs, but in actuality it worships thighs of any kind.

Generic horny man: Thick thighs are so hot dude, I need a thicc thighed gf in my life.
Appreciator of thighs: I believe in miroism, I just like all thighs man, it's not even necessarily the hot aspect, thighs are just beautiful, even sticc ones.

Miroism by Korter September 26, 2021

mirism 

a religion created by Miri. Focusing on the LGBTQIA+ community, equality in general, mental health recovery (specifically ed, sh, si), art, music, mess, fun, Billie Eilish, Spotify playlists, body positivity, self acceptance, DOGS, equestrianism, emo shit, Lana Del Ray, Gracie Abrams, feminism, poetry, rap, sad songs, having a Taylor's version life, chosen family, Black Widow, Descendants, overcoming trauma, and Loads of Love!!!!!!

You should defiantly convert to Mirism.

mirism by mirztaylorsversion November 3, 2023