The act of creating a word in casual conversation for the purpose of communication when the TRUE word is not known. This is usually done by accident and the created word must sound similar to the real word. Example real word: to WHITTLE a piece of wood. mikeism: to WINDLE a piece of wood. A true MIKEISM, when called out or corrected, will be staunchly defended, usually ending with the person correcting the word leaving the conversation doubting their own understanding of the English language
In the staff meeting today, Mike apprived (approved) the media budget for the client. You got that word wrong, man, you need to check your mikeism before sending that email to the vendor .
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Get the mikeimburgia mug.Mineism blindness is a state or condition of being psychologically and/or emotionally unaware and unable to recognize and admit the faults, failings, deficits and dysfunctions of humans, animals, possessions, idiosyncrasies and traits simply because they are "mine".
That lady suffers from mineism blindness - her 3 yr. old boy stabbed the dog 4 times and all she said was "I guess we need to talk to him."
Her cat's litter box smells like vapid vagina vapor, but she won't do anything about it as she has mineism blindness!
Her cat's litter box smells like vapid vagina vapor, but she won't do anything about it as she has mineism blindness!
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