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The act of creating a word in casual conversation for the purpose of communication when the TRUE word is not known. This is usually done by accident and the created word must sound similar to the real word. Example real word: to WHITTLE a piece of wood. mikeism: to WINDLE a piece of wood. A true MIKEISM, when called out or corrected, will be staunchly defended, usually ending with the person correcting the word leaving the conversation doubting their own understanding of the English language
In the staff meeting today, Mike apprived (approved) the media budget for the client. You got that word wrong, man, you need to check your mikeism before sending that email to the vendor .
Mikeism by SouthCo October 30, 2018
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A religion where mike from Monsters Inc is worshiped as the one true god.
Better than any other religion
If you do not follow mikeism you are wrong
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mikaism is a religion where we stan our leader; mikaela hyakuya (gods grace)
omg
i love mika
me too
i’m joining mikaism

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@mikaswife on tiktok
mikaism by mikaswife October 30, 2020
The religion of worshipping Hatsune Miku. This religion relates to the worship, love, and acceptance of our lord, Miku.
"Hey man, are you a follower of Mikuism?"
"Yeah bro come to worship with me there's a potluck!"
Mikuism by Priest of Mikuism October 17, 2019
Mikeis is saying mike with a lisp
Joe:hey mikeis
Mike:who's mikeis
Joe:its you with a lisp
mikeis by Jeff moore November 19, 2013

mikeimburgia 

callmecarson's favorite fiverr guy
mikeimburgia: First beer is on you tonight! Thx bud.

cargskin: ay man let's get it
mikeimburgia by callmecarsonfan January 21, 2020

Mineism Blindness 

Mineism blindness is a state or condition of being psychologically and/or emotionally unaware and unable to recognize and admit the faults, failings, deficits and dysfunctions of humans, animals, possessions, idiosyncrasies and traits simply because they are "mine".
That lady suffers from mineism blindness - her 3 yr. old boy stabbed the dog 4 times and all she said was "I guess we need to talk to him."

Her cat's litter box smells like vapid vagina vapor, but she won't do anything about it as she has mineism blindness!