Definitions by Muskox

minivan

adj. suburban, uncool, anything that can be associated with boring, conservative, middle class, middle American culture. Big suburban malls are minivan. 7th Heaven is minivan.

Let's get back to the city, this place is too minivan.
I never watch ABC Famliy; it's too minivan.
OMG, her velvet track suit is sooo minivan!
Yeah, we went to Disney World but it was awful. Everyone there was so minivan.

minivan by Muskox September 1, 2008

monitor the core

Take care of the family or deal with family business. Stay home.

orig. Homer Simpson's mantra while on the job at the nuclear reactor: "Must monitor the core. Must monitor the core. Must....

Jody: Hey Brad, wanna go to the bar and get some beers?
Brad: Naw, must monitor the core.

monitor the core by Muskox July 24, 2008

Futureville

1. Vancouver, British Columbia. Purports to be the "liveable city," a sustainable community with high density urban living and creative people.

"Lets move to Futureville, live in a Downtown Eastside loft, skate all day, and blaze BC Bud."

Futureville by Muskox July 16, 2006

bogus 

Growing up in New England in the early 1970s, we used bogus as a stronger version of "gross." Thus, it was a declarative statement indicating profound disgust.

Paul, on discovering doggie-do on his Converse sneaker: “Bogus!”

“Bogus! How long has that hotdog been there?”

bogus by Muskox February 6, 2006