A small rodent like creature located in and around the Philmont Scout Ranch area that will rip your backpack, clothes, and any other item it feels like to get at food. Known for their speed and superior thinking skills when it comes to tracking down food and other smellables. You can only temporarily frighten them away, they will be back and with more numbers!
"I left some crackers in my tent last night, it is ripped to pieces because of the mini bear!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.