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Ming Mong Handler 

A person or group of people who have to deal and handle ming mongs' on a daily basis.
IT Dept dealing with ming mong support calls "Ohh shit that Ming Mong Bruce is on the phone again. I bet he rebooted his pc by turning his monitor off and on again" I hate being a Ming Mong Handler.

Minghangs 

Beefy droopy pussy that hangs and becomes really puss drenched and moldy and you have to clean it with a portable vacuum and shit in a cup, through your now disease ridden and rotting off anus.
Ex. Connor Chavez eats Minghangs for dessert in Bosnia, with his mom...Gayfag.
She's a nice girl who loves BL. She watches too much Chinese drama, and never takes her own notes. She is somehow doing good in school. She loves to draw and brag about her drawings. If you see a Minghan you better have Sour Patch Kids candy to bribe her for answers. She has weird eyebrows. You better not judge how she looks or she will shave your eyebrows or use her alcohol spray bottle to blind you. Minghan is a good friend to you if you aren't mean to her.
A: Wow, who is that girl that's screaming in another language?
B: That's Minghan. Someone probably insulted her BL drama.
Minghan by Real Definitions :) November 23, 2021