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Mind that child! 

1) What you yell to the driver to make him/her freak out, child may be replaced with OAP/cyclist/horse/etc.
2) Written on the back of ice cream vans to warn drivers of children nearby.
1) "Mind that child!" *screech* "What child?" "Just kidding, haha!"
2) *ding-a-ling-ly-ding-a-ling-long" Mind that child!

Keep that in mind 

A phrase used when someone offers you useless or moronic advice, which will be immediately disregarded but you do not want to offend them, sparing their weak minds.
Them: Hey maybe you should join the Army. You know that its a great way to see the world. You will become more of an individual and nowadays they can place you in jobs that won't involve you having your limbs blown off or your face looking like Freddy Krueger's.

You: Ya, sure. I'm gonna keep that in mind.
Keep that in mind by Ragingdrunk January 10, 2010

that didn't blow my mind or even my nose 

Someone presents something underwhelming that they said would blow your mind.
To the cat video l respond, that didn't blow my mind or even my nose.

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” 

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.
Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

6ix9ine was the last thing that came to mind 

Ay_yyyyyyyyyy
6ix9ine was the last thing that came to mind