The art of skidiving naked and cumming in mid air and it hits u in the face while you are carrying 37 cats and u are followed by 12 elephants and a sheep.
Hide a bottle, dildo, or other phallic object in the sheets of your bed. Then initiate sexytime with your man. You'Lloyd need to ride his dick in reverse cowgirl position. Then, right as he'said about to bust his nut, tell him not to pull out, and that you'll "Casey Anthony" the kid after it's out! When he starts to say "What the fuck???", rapidly shove your hidden phallus up his ass an pull it out like you'really starting a chainsaw! Hilarity ensues!
My girl gave me the Filthy Munchausen last week... I haven't had a proper shit in days.
A mental disorder in which a user deliberately causes damage or creates issues to their computer or peripherals in order to generate social interaction with another human. i.e. Help Desk or support personnel.
Dude, this is the fifth time this week Stacy's disconnected her monitor and opened a ticket, I think she has Computer Munchausen's.
The sexiest math teacher you will ever meet, and could formally be found at Como Secondary College, this lady has a huge sense of fashion and style, and has looks that could make any guy or girl fall head-over-heels for her. She’s known for her meaty questions, and milky personality, that can even be seen through her shirt. If a mincham ever dwells in your life, pls keep her at all costs, she’s great at hugging(with lot’s of support), and if you can’t keep her in your life, just try grabbing her before she gets into her car.
A level of inebriation beyond blacked out. In this state the individual seems to be fully conscious by others as they are able to fully communicate and behave with no limitation on their mobile skills. However, the individual has no recolection the next day and usually pulls off something amazing which they could not even fathom in a sober mindset.
Origin of this word comes from the michigan vs aurburn in which the two names were combined by a number of inibriated people at the tailgate and used to describe the aftermath of that day.
Randy was so michauded last night, that he disappeared and woke up in the playboy mansion.
A psychological afflication, frequently targeting older women, in which the afflicted subconsciously sabotagehigh price items in order to create an excuse to go shopping.
My mom has gone through 8 vacuums in the past year. She must have Munchausen Buy Product.
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and GeorgesRd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"