michauded 

A level of inebriation beyond blacked out. In this state the individual seems to be fully conscious by others as they are able to fully communicate and behave with no limitation on their mobile skills. However, the individual has no recolection the next day and usually pulls off something amazing which they could not even fathom in a sober mindset.

Origin of this word comes from the michigan vs aurburn in which the two names were combined by a number of inibriated people at the tailgate and used to describe the aftermath of that day.

Randy was so michauded last night, that he disappeared and woke up in the playboy mansion.

michauded by midwestlife September 4, 2011

Michaked 

When a boy gets "friend zoned" or put in a state where a girl does not want to do sexual activities with you.

"Dude, Zach was trying so hard to get Addie to like him."
"Yeah he definitely got Michaked!"

"She says she loves me, but only as a friend."
"Man i think your getting Michaked"

Michaked by TheFakeVishiNaik July 2, 2012

Michaud 

Acadian, french-canadian surname meaning "half drunk". When the name is broken down "MI-CHAUD":
MI= short form of demi, meaning half
CHAUD= french-canadian slang for drunk
Hence, "half drunk"

1. "naw, I've only had three beers, I'm barely MICHAUD"

2. "Whenever I see that guy, he always seems to be MICHAUD"

Michaud by BBB, that's me from NB February 4, 2010

Michaeled 

When someone comes up to you in your office and assaults you with a totally unsolicited converstion. Typically it will involve various aspects of their life that you could care less about knowing.

Dude, I just totally got Michaeled. I was sitting at my desk and it happened. Why the hell would I care why he doesn't like working here, or how many "chicks" he meets online.

Michaeled by Anthoni April 1, 2008

michaud 

an awesometastical guy who is obsessed with his hair. a ladies' man.

Sally: that guy with the nice hair hanging around all those chicks is so cool. Jo: must be michaud.

michaud by SallyJoCool17 March 3, 2009

Michaud 

A man possessing a perfectly symmetrical penis. Usually these cocks are above average in size and are a guaranteed pleasure to all woman.

See that guy over there? He’s such a Michaud.

Michaud by 1smartypants019 December 11, 2019

team michaeled 

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") (past tense of being on Team Michael) In the workplace, when someone gets passed up for promotion.

My bosses new I was open for promotion, but I got Team Michaeled as they gave it to Rachel.

team michaeled by foodboy96 July 18, 2020