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My girl wasn't horny, but, when she heard the angelic voice of Milneas, she came instantly.
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MILFeasance

Misconduct or misbehavior by a public official who happens to be a MILF. See also flirj
I'd sure like Palin to milfeasance me in the oval office.
If Bill Clinton was a woman he would have been convicted of milfeasance.
Janet Reno could never have been convicted of milfeasance.
MILFeasance by drss123 February 23, 2009

Sydney Milnes 

someone that friendzones every boy but is single herself.
Dang you got rejected by Sydney Milnes again?
Sydney Milnes by bingbong singsong December 12, 2018

Milneism 

1. A popular expression in the Flint, MI area for any phrase that states something, then quickly reverses or rebukes the aforementioned phrase.
"Ya, Flint is pretty shitty...well actually its not that bad"

"dude, Milneism!"
Milneism by Flinttown Chargers December 13, 2008
When a person has a butt that is inverted compared to their back and legs. It's the definition of someone with no bum but even worse. It's a no bum that hungry bummed the no bum.
That girl has got a huge set tits but below she has a mineass.
mineass by BostonAlan August 4, 2017

Milbeast 

1) Someone with great determination and stamina who never gives up and is strong through everything.

2) Someone in a great rage or anger
Omg she's such a MILBEAST you go girl!

Oh no she's MILBEAST again...

MILBEAST UNLEASHED
Milbeast by Jesusrafaelchris July 6, 2016
Ay milnesy are you big?
Milnesy by Milnesy February 29, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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