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Millest

A person who has the most mills (Millions)
He is the Millest person in the room
by PERYLOUSAnarchy June 1, 2023
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Millstone

A small town in the middle of nowhere (Central New Jersey) that no one has ever heard of.
Person 1: I live in Millstone.
Person 2: Is that a town...?
by LOLzATzYOUz October 20, 2008
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Millet Penis

When your penis has an apparent shift to the left. Not Normal. Can lead to fights with people and end up losing.
Matt: Dude, woke up and found out I have a Millet Penis.
Tanner: Bye
by huntedthenorth October 21, 2010
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Milestone Consulting

World domination through the power of positive thinking and outlandish work ethic. Generating success through the "work hard, play hard" enviroment while caring and helping others reach a milestone in their career.
Today is my day to start Milestone Consulting.
by John Blevins July 8, 2012
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mullested

To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.
My boys want to go to the monster truck rally but I'm afraid they might get mullested there.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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mallesting

Mallesting pronounced: 'mall-esting' is when you go to the mall to look at underage girls. One who engages in mallesting, is known as a mallester.
Bob went to the Gateway mall on Saturday, he said that the mallesting was okay, but not as good as the Fashion Place mall.
by Lance P. August 18, 2007
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Millesian

Typically, of or relation to a moment when when one's actions make a situation incredibly awkward, to the point of self-injury, but unlikely causing any real or permanent damage. Often related to interactions with the opposite sex.

Origin unknown, but possibly from John Stuart Mill's "On Liberty" and the harm principle, which Wikipedia explains as saying "The harm principle holds that each individual has the right to act as he wants, so long as these actions do not harm others. If the action is self-regarding, that is, if it only directly affects the person undertaking the action, then society has no right to intervene, even if it feels the actor is harming himself."
1. Then I told her we should make out, but didn't kiss her. We stood there staring into each other's eyes, reveling in the Millesian moment. Then she took the subway home, alone.

2. After a brief pause, he pushed a condom across the bar and said "this is my business card". The look of incredulity spread across her face as she realized the Millesian proportions of the social gaffe.

3. "But we don't speak French", she implored. Oblivious, the man continued his Millesian soliloquy in slurred French, fueled by an excess of liquid courage and deficit of common sense.
by Aspiring Commodore April 16, 2010
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