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Millishit 

Millishit, in the metric system denoting a factor of one thousandth of a shit. If you give a shit, it means you care about something. If you don't give a shit, it means you don't care. So a millishit means you REALLY don't care.
Did you hear that Madonna won a Golden Globe?

The amount I care could be measured in millishits.
Millishit by dangerwilrobinson January 31, 2012

Millissa 

A unique and intensely beautiful woman. Tends to be extremely sexually attractive and well endowed. Although sometimes short in stature, makes up for this in intelligence and knowledge. Very loving and indefinitely lovable.
You looked like a Millissa
Millissa by Gary End February 23, 2010

millvision 

eyes obscured by hair
cute boy: "she has nice bangs"
cute boy#2: "i bet she can't see us, so millvision"
cute boy: "totally"
millvision by blackmatterwitch August 2, 2010

Millis Massachusetts 

A town where literally nothing happens. Everyone's on drugs, but hey, we invented soda cans!
The only good thing in the town is the Dunkin Donuts.
Guy 1: Dude, I can't wait to move to Millis Massachusetts! So many drug dealers there.
Guy 2: Where?
the town with the least scummiest population and very, very small.
person 1: hey man do you live in bellingham?
person 2: f*** no! that town is full of meth heads i live in millis.

milliscrotum

Unit of measurement equal to 1/1000th the thickness of the scrotal sack.
Damn man that bullet missed my head by a milliscrotum.
milliscrotum by pseudomeasure September 25, 2010