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Milledgeville, IL 

Really small, farming community about 120 miles west of Chicago. This town literally has NOTHING to do in it, unless you enjoy church-hopping or drinking at lame bars with the rest of the village drunkards. The only excitement on a Saturday night, is driving down to Sterling and hanging out at Wal-Mart or the geriatric playground called the Northland Mall.
Teacher -- "Johnny, why were you so late for class today?"

Johnny -- "Sorry, I got stuck behind a combine, a guy driving a lawn mower, two tractors, and a grandma on my way to school this morning. Not to mention the gravel road we were traveling on was washed out by the rain...."

Teacher -- "Ah, don't you love stress-free country living in Milledgeville, IL?..."

Milledgeville

A small, quaint college town in Georgia where people go to die and then drag their children along with them. Wal-Mart is where people go to hang out.
"Hey, let's do something fun tonight! ... Oh wait... we live in Milledgeville."

"... meet you in Toys."
Milledgeville by octopi3 July 4, 2008

Milledgeville

The Civil War capitol of Georgia and the CRUNKEST town in all of Central Georgia.
Prime real estate due to its top-ranked mental institution and 5 state prisons.
"What day did you enjoy most this year?"

"Mine would be the time we had shot this girl because of what she had on the back of her shirt."

Reference: BHS Yearbook 2003, page 39; Milledgeville, GA.
Milledgeville by Fushika December 9, 2008

Milledge 

The act of knocking someone out in one punch.
Dude did you see that fight yesterday? Tony got milledged and had to go to the hospital!
Milledge by tattoothegreat August 20, 2013

Milledgeville

The Civil War capitol of Georgia and the CRUNKEST town in all of Central Georgia.
Prime real estate due to its top-ranked mental institution and 5 state prisons.
"What day did you enjoy most this year?"

"Mine would be the time we had shot this girl because of what she had on the back of her shirt."

Reference: BHS Yearbook 2003, page 39; Milledgeville, GA.
Milledgeville by Fushika December 9, 2008
Dales way of measuring two chain sizes on his float.
millage by Who needs them. July 11, 2004