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Milk Monkey 

One who milks a job for all its worth and will squeeze every ounce of milk out of said job. Swinging from
tit to tit milking anything they can get there hands on.
That milk monkey Tobin sure has suck that cow dry.
Couldn't get another drop out of any of those tits if his life depended on it. Believe me if there was a drop milk in a stone, Tobin could squeeze it out.
Milk Monkey by The Stiffis May 27, 2010

Milk Monkey 

A black guy who thinks and acts like he’s white.
Gosh, Da’Quan is such a milk monkey, he says his new name is “David”?

Milk Monkey 

A woman that always will do any thing for her to get plowed and drink the juice
Stephanie, your such a fucking milk monkey you cum sucking slut
Milk Monkey by Dhshann July 18, 2023

monkey milk 

He got monkey milk on her blue dress
monkey milk by Morgan Westfield July 26, 2006

monkey milk 

A term used for talking about ejaculation in a man while the elderly or young children are within earshot
Dad: Hey mum that monkey milk was wild last night
Mum: yeah I know, it was just so thick and creamy.
Little Johnny: What the hell is monkey milk?!
monkey milk by Prophet Mech June 9, 2005

Monkey Milk 

A cult made of three girls who worship chocolate milk on the daily
'Hi Bea'
'Monkey Milk Monkey Milk Monkey Milk'
Monkey Milk by RoadyToady September 28, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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