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Milanese beans 

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.
His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.
Milanese beans by Cuksocker November 6, 2010
A neighborhood in Greenwich, Connecticut. Featured on the MTV show Jackass.
"How do you get to Mianus?"
"Is Mianus a big place?"
"Look, there is a big, red truck in Mianus."
"What's the best meat in Mianus?"
"You ever catch any brown trout in Mianus?"
Mianus by Meow. May 15, 2008
A town near Cincinnati, Ohio that is made fun of a lot due to having a name that sounds like it's referring to your ass.
"There's a sewage dump in Mianus."
"Bob, that's sick. Take that out of Mianus this instant!"
mianus by KaiserMonkey August 19, 2003
Look! There's a big red truck in mianus!!
mianus by nebu December 21, 2003
A really funny name of a town in Ohio that gets made fun of due to the name. Jackass also made fun of it.
I can see Uranus from Mianus!
We're throwing a party in Mianus!
Many people live in Mianus!

"You guys, stop making fun of Mianus!"
Mianus by citizenofuranus December 9, 2008
"The pipes in mianus have been clogged for days now."
mianus by Lauren Smith January 8, 2004