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Milanese beans 

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.
His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.
Milanese beans by Cuksocker November 6, 2010
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Named for the Australian serial killer Ivan Milat, who killed 7 hitchikers. When you accept a lift from someone and you are unsure of where you are going. You may get murdered and buried in a shallow grave in the middle of the bush/forest.
The Sitch was hitching along the highway, when Anthony pulled up in a skin peeler wagon and offered him a lift. After several miles Sitch was sure he was going to get Milated.
Milated by Bigdogaloggle April 11, 2011
When a bartender gets a customer so drunk that they wake up in there own urine and vommit. With possible jail time to follow.
I went to concert pub last night and got so milamed.
milamed by Mic hou January 26, 2017

tomo milicevic 

Awesome man and an American musician. He is the lead guitarist of the alternative rock band Thirty Seconds to Mars.
A: Did you hear about Tomo Milicevic ?
B: Yeah, he is an awesome guitarist.
tomo milicevic by Echelon_Lucy April 15, 2014

mikacest 

The best cest;
A pairing between Mikasa Ackerman and herself.
"Is that Mikasa flirting with another Mikasa?"
"Ain't nothing wrong with a little selfcest"
"Mikacest is truly incredible."
mikacest by Tucasa November 26, 2013
Being highly intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumtion
I was out all last weekend and got totally Milaned
Milaned by kipkip85 April 19, 2017