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Mikey Special 

A meme so perverse, depraved and grotesque that recipient recoils in shock and horror in such a way they can only chuckle nervously as a result of the brain’s inability to process what they’ve seen.
“Ayo, hodup. I got a Mikey Special coming for you.”

“Heh…what the fuck is wrong with you? Now I have to go bleach my eyes.”
Mikey Special by DildoDistributor December 31, 2021
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Mikey Meatloaf Special

When you Masturbait into meatloaf the fart in the meatloaf then top it off with pubes or hair from your ass

Dirty Mike Special 

When you fuck a girl in the butt while her head is in the toilet. After you finish, you flush the toilet and slap her ass while saying "thats why they call me dirty mike!"
Man, i gave this bitch the dirty mike special last night!

The Mike Main Special

A sex act in which you preform 5 positions in 5 minutes and then blow it on your partners chest.
Guy 1: I gave a girl the Mike Main Special last night.
Guy 2: Awesome!
The Mike Main Special by The kid99 November 1, 2009

Mike Wazowski Special 

when you have sex with a bitch who has one eye, is shaped like a circle, and has green hair.
Person 1: Damn he just did a Mike Wazowski Special on Olivia.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.
Mike Wazowski Special by swagboyp October 20, 2021

Mike Pence Special

A Mike Pence Special is when you go to a nice strip joint and have dinner alone, because you never eat with any woman but your wife. After you eat THEN you get two girls at once for a table dance. Then you take them to a hotel, and they both puss on your face, cuz you wanna be Trump.
Me: Man, last night my wife was out of town so I went out for a Mike Pence Special at Strip-a-rams.

Buddy: How did it go?

Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.

Mike Tyson Special 

While a girl is sucking your dick, you proceed to uppercut her jaw.
Todd: "Yo Tim, why is there blood on your pants?"
Tim: "Well you see Todd, I just Mike Tyson Special'ed a bitch."