A Mike Pence Special is when you go to a nice strip joint and have dinner alone, because you never eat with any woman but your wife. After you eat THEN you get two girls at once for a table dance. Then you take them to a hotel, and they both puss on your face, cuz you wanna be Trump.
Me: Man, last night my wife was out of town so I went out for a Mike Pence Special at Strip-a-rams.
Buddy: How did it go?
Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.
Buddy: How did it go?
Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.
by Manoffire827 January 3, 2019