Migwel

Has a massive dick he flings around like a sword. When he was 10, other kids would come up to him to play with lightsabers and he would whip out his cock as his lightsaber.
When he was born, the Earth's axis of rotation shifted slightly due to the mass of his ginormous balls.
Backflips spontaneously at any random moment. Once backflipped a guy's chin up his face.
Is friends with the King of Shit Takes, Cota. Or as he likes to call it, the king of sh*t takes.
Friends with the most vanilla person on the planet, Tako.
Friends with an osu addict named Vincent who wishes his dick was as continental as Migwel's.
Bent space and time just so he could fuck his friend's mom in the living room full of the whole family without anyone noticing like a gigachad.
deez
Will beat the anyone who says "amogus" like a balloon.
𓅱𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓆑𓅱𓋴𓎡 𓂧𓇋𓂧 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓆓𓅱𓋴𓏏 𓆑𓅱𓋴𓎡𓇋𓅓𓎼 𓋴𓄿𓇌 𓄿𓃀𓅱𓅱𓏏 𓅓𓇌 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓃭𓇋
Once played with Cota's cat, known to be the demon of the house. Made the cat a box fort and pet him for twenty minutes.

Guy 1: Haha did you see Migwel? It looks like he's always got a boner on the job.
Guy 2: Haha yeah. Pretty big one though don't you think?
Guy 1: Bro... you gay?
Guy 2: Nah but I know a good dick when I see one.
Migwel: Here lemme show you a picture.
Guy 1: Daaaamn! That your limp dick or does it just flop down like that?
Migwel: Here's a picture of it fully erect.
Guys 1 and 2: ...
Migwel: 𓅱𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓆑𓅱𓋴𓎡 𓂧𓇋𓂧 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓆓𓅱𓋴𓏏 𓆑𓅱𓋴𓎡𓇋𓅓𓎼 𓋴𓄿𓇌 𓄿𓃀𓅱𓅱𓏏 𓅓𓇌

Tako: poop shittted cummed fart man

by BlackBread November 22, 2021

miguelbass

Portuguese musician who gained legendary cult status for his renditions of Chris Squire bass lines posted on YouTube. Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist and all around nice guy.

Miguelbass' version of Yes' "I'm Running" kicked major ass!

by Resedo January 1, 2010

miguelina

yes! she is a very kind,beautiful,funny girl. she will make you smile any time but watch out shes spicy! abyways she will make your day and catch any mans eye in a split second. shes an angel!

guy-"who's that?"
girl-"that's a miguelina!"
guy-"shes so pretty!"

by jayangrod April 23, 2018

Who is Miguel?

Who is Miguel? stems from centuries ago, when a group of teenagers tried to gatekeep their friend Miguel's identity, but after his vanishing shortly after, he has been lost. The mystery of Miguel's identity has been now lost in time, and the mystery of who he is has been trying to be solved by detectives for nearly 400 years. If people find who Miguel is, some of the many mysteries of the old world might be found. Research has shown that Miguel might be linked to a boy named Alex.

Person 1: Who is Miguel?
Person 2: my boy, we have been asking the same question for nearly a lifetime...

by p3bl August 23, 2022

miguel cazarez mora

a gorgeous lad who plays another gorgeous lad robin who is also gorgeous queen and bros got 6 toes but we do not shame and his eyelashes are so long and bros hair is so beautiful he literally needs his own brand of shampoo (deffo would buy)

"name the most gorgeous guy youve ever seen before"
"miguel cazarez mora"

by bootyfartmakethewaterfeelwarme September 10, 2022

Miguel's Bitch

A nonexistent slut made up by some cunt named Miguel. The only ways anyone could see through his bullshit is if; he remains vague about who she is or where she's from,only really describes her as "blonde" despite him not even knowing what ''she"looks like, is never usually seen with him, and he often gives no answer when further asked about how she looks like or refuses to show any pictures of "her".

Person 1: did you hear about Miguel's Bitch?
Person 2: i dunno man, that shit sounds fake to me.
Person 1: true, even if she was real that motherfucker would probably be getting catfished.

by SubNio April 29, 2019

miguel fasanela

A really cool guy that sometimes seems gay,he wants to kiss everyone he sees,but he is a real gentleman to the girls.
Always be Miguels friend, consider him as a good buddy.

Guys are you enjoying being miguel fasanela.

by stefanogebara21 March 12, 2018