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Miffia

The most amazing girl you’d ever meet. She’s funny, sweet, caring and so fun to hang out with. She’s always on time and is good with saving money. She loves to bully you, but it’s only cuz she loves you
Is that miffia?
Ya it is let’s go say hi!!
by Qvone October 21, 2018
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Milfia

An organization of MILFs who control the whole neighborhood, demanding "protection payments" like free babysitting, yard work and sex.
I stay away from the Laurel Heights Starbucks; that place is run by the Milfia.

That whole carpool racket is run by the Milfia.
by Lady Roses June 3, 2009
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MILFIA

Mom I'd like to fuck in the ass.

MILFs that travel in packs. Plural of the word MILF
Most likely the mom who is just a little bit too cool for her children's comfort. The type of mom who would loan her daughter a G-string and massage oil. The mom who sings "Baby got back" at karaoke while booty shaking to the beat. She knows all the words to "Maneater" by Hall and Oates, and one look at her tells you she is one. The type of mom who upon meeting her goes right into your spankbank whether you are dating her daughter or not.
Dude...you mom is straight up MILFIA...between her and her friends I killed a whole box of tissues last night.
by Shane C Gray February 22, 2011
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Miffilificus

Alot; or many.
There is a miffilificus of people in that store.
by Vaglicka February 13, 2010
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The Mifia

A business that someone made, where 2 people copied it and made it a business where they would kill people, then blame it on the Mafia.
P1- "Did you hear how the Mifia was on the run for like 90 years before getting caught as skeletons"

P2- "Wow. That seems like a really stupid thing that kids would make up!"

P1- "It probably was!"
by hfusvstdgfbjnfdgsfhdsbfdsf October 1, 2019
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Miffin's Bridge

The area between the anus and either male or female genitalia.
It was all going well until I got to Miffin's Bridge and then I notice Derek had grade A piles that were bleeding so I had to come back up for air.
by Burns and Rob February 27, 2010
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Miffins

I went to the grocery store wearing my miffins today, I don’t even care.
by Miffinisaword June 1, 2018
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