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The most amazing girl you’d ever meet. She’s funny, sweet, caring and so fun to hang out with. She’s always on time and is good with saving money. She loves to bully you, but it’s only cuz she loves you
Is that miffia?
Ya it is let’s go say hi!!
Miffia by Qvone October 21, 2018
Words you can keep
An organization of MILFs who control the whole neighborhood, demanding "protection payments" like free babysitting, yard work and sex.
I stay away from the Laurel Heights Starbucks; that place is run by the Milfia.

That whole carpool racket is run by the Milfia.
Milfia by Lady Roses June 3, 2009
Related Words
Miffia MILFIA miffin muffia miffa miffing Maffiarism miffany miffi miffie
Mom I'd like to fuck in the ass.

MILFs that travel in packs. Plural of the word MILF
Most likely the mom who is just a little bit too cool for her children's comfort. The type of mom who would loan her daughter a G-string and massage oil. The mom who sings "Baby got back" at karaoke while booty shaking to the beat. She knows all the words to "Maneater" by Hall and Oates, and one look at her tells you she is one. The type of mom who upon meeting her goes right into your spankbank whether you are dating her daughter or not.
Dude...you mom is straight up MILFIA...between her and her friends I killed a whole box of tissues last night.
MILFIA by Shane C Gray February 22, 2011

Miffilificus 

Alot; or many.
There is a miffilificus of people in that store.
Miffilificus by Vaglicka February 13, 2010

The Mifia 

A business that someone made, where 2 people copied it and made it a business where they would kill people, then blame it on the Mafia.
P1- "Did you hear how the Mifia was on the run for like 90 years before getting caught as skeletons"

P2- "Wow. That seems like a really stupid thing that kids would make up!"

P1- "It probably was!"

Miffin's Bridge

The area between the anus and either male or female genitalia.
It was all going well until I got to Miffin's Bridge and then I notice Derek had grade A piles that were bleeding so I had to come back up for air.
Miffin's Bridge by Burns and Rob February 27, 2010
I went to the grocery store wearing my miffins today, I don’t even care.
Miffins by Miffinisaword June 1, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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