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An organization of MILFs who control the whole neighborhood, demanding "protection payments" like free babysitting, yard work and sex.
I stay away from the Laurel Heights Starbucks; that place is run by the Milfia.

That whole carpool racket is run by the Milfia.
Milfia by Lady Roses June 3, 2009
Related Words
Miffia MILFIA miffin muffia miffa miffing Maffiarism miffany miffi miffie
Mom I'd like to fuck in the ass.

MILFs that travel in packs. Plural of the word MILF
Most likely the mom who is just a little bit too cool for her children's comfort. The type of mom who would loan her daughter a G-string and massage oil. The mom who sings "Baby got back" at karaoke while booty shaking to the beat. She knows all the words to "Maneater" by Hall and Oates, and one look at her tells you she is one. The type of mom who upon meeting her goes right into your spankbank whether you are dating her daughter or not.
Dude...you mom is straight up MILFIA...between her and her friends I killed a whole box of tissues last night.
MILFIA by Shane C Gray February 22, 2011

Miffilificus 

Alot; or many.
There is a miffilificus of people in that store.
Miffilificus by Vaglicka February 13, 2010

The Mifia 

A business that someone made, where 2 people copied it and made it a business where they would kill people, then blame it on the Mafia.
P1- "Did you hear how the Mifia was on the run for like 90 years before getting caught as skeletons"

P2- "Wow. That seems like a really stupid thing that kids would make up!"

P1- "It probably was!"

Miffin's Bridge

The area between the anus and either male or female genitalia.
It was all going well until I got to Miffin's Bridge and then I notice Derek had grade A piles that were bleeding so I had to come back up for air.
Miffin's Bridge by Burns and Rob February 27, 2010
I went to the grocery store wearing my miffins today, I don’t even care.
Miffins by Miffinisaword June 1, 2018