Midgetnapping 

Midgetnapping is like kidnapping, but with midgets

Midgetnapping
Guy 1: I just midgetnapped someone!
Guy 2: How did you do that?
Guy 1: I picked him up and ran!

Midgetnapping by The Midgetnapper June 20, 2017

midgetnapping 

what happens when a midget is kidnapped

hey, did you hear about that midgetnapping?

midgetnapping by smallfry January 7, 2021