Definitions by KVC-KillMePlease

Cunt-mudgeon

A cranky 'ol bitch. The female version of a curmudgeon. Typically fashion with a bulldog face, a fat ass, and a wig – like short hairdo.

No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't put a smile on that old cunt-mudgeon's face. 'Ol bitch.

Cunt-mudgeon by KVC-KillMePlease January 15, 2017

Blart 

A blasting fart. The sound can be described as trumpet-like... loud, high-pitched and choppy.

After a big chili dinner, I was kept up all night by my lover's gunshot blarts and my bedroom now smells like beans.

Blart by KVC-KillMePlease July 7, 2008

Exagger-casm

A statement, reply or question which combines exaggeration and sarcasm. Best used in matters of condescension.

Question: "Hey, would you like to go on a date with my sister?"

Exagger-casm Answer: "Oh yes. For decades, I've been waiting my turn on being the 500th guy in line to bang that pig."

Exagger-casm by KVC-KillMePlease June 30, 2008