Mudgeon

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A young Curmudgeon.

One who is ill-tempered, miser-ish, grouchy and complains, but is too young to be a conventional "curmudgeon."

"He's such a curmudgeon"
"But he's only twenty..."
"I guess he's just a mudgeon then."

Mudgeon by Magillichetti January 2, 2012

Words you can keep

mudgeon

vagina

"Any doctor that claims he or she can assist you in your mythical creature quest via nip/tuck to the mudgeon is steering you wrong."

-Vesta Vayne

mudgeon by OneDayI'llBeThatGuy November 9, 2012

Related Words

Mudgeon • Cum-mudgeon • cuntmudgeon • Mungeon • Midgeon • mudgeing • mudgeority • Mungeoneer

Cunt-mudgeon

A cranky 'ol bitch. The female version of a curmudgeon. Typically fashion with a bulldog face, a fat ass, and a wig – like short hairdo.

No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't put a smile on that old cunt-mudgeon's face. 'Ol bitch.

Cunt-mudgeon by KVC-KillMePlease January 15, 2017

Cum-mudgeon

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.

Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...

Cum-mudgeon by Stoney69 March 1, 2019

Mungeon

A dungeon found on the Moon. They are not very nice.

"Set waypoint 'Moon Dungeon'... mungeon. Sure, why not"

Mungeon by Yognaught1662 February 11, 2014

Mungeon

The steep, cratershaped entrance of a dungeon on the surface of the moon. It is a portmanteau of the words "moon" and "dungeon".

It might be a tad reckless to go to the mungeon with nothing but a suit of golden armour, a wooden hoe, and a nearly broken solid gold sword.

Mungeon by PeregrinLunes December 17, 2014

Midgeon

Midgeon describes the Midgeon Religion which includes TheMidgeon, SlipperyMidgeon, MadMidgeon, TheOtherMidgeon, KingMidgeon, SirMidgeon, GodMidgeon, ConfirmedMidgeon, SgtMidgeon, AnotherMidgeon, SnowyMidgeon and A_Midgeon.

I just joined the midgeon cult.

Shit, a midgeon just hit on my mom.

Midgeon by HomosexualMidgeon August 7, 2022

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026