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"Any doctor that claims he or she can assist you in your mythical creature quest via nip/tuck to the mudgeon is steering you wrong."

-Vesta Vayne
mudgeon by OneDayI'llBeThatGuy November 9, 2012
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Cunt-mudgeon

A cranky 'ol bitch. The female version of a curmudgeon. Typically fashion with a bulldog face, a fat ass, and a wig – like short hairdo.
No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't put a smile on that old cunt-mudgeon's face. 'Ol bitch.
Cunt-mudgeon by KVC-KillMePlease January 15, 2017

Cum-mudgeon 

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.
Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...
Cum-mudgeon by Stoney69 March 1, 2019
A dungeon found on the Moon. They are not very nice.
"Set waypoint 'Moon Dungeon'... mungeon. Sure, why not"
Mungeon by Yognaught1662 February 11, 2014
The steep, cratershaped entrance of a dungeon on the surface of the moon. It is a portmanteau of the words "moon" and "dungeon".
It might be a tad reckless to go to the mungeon with nothing but a suit of golden armour, a wooden hoe, and a nearly broken solid gold sword.
Mungeon by PeregrinLunes December 17, 2014
Midgeon describes the Midgeon Religion which includes TheMidgeon, SlipperyMidgeon, MadMidgeon, TheOtherMidgeon, KingMidgeon, SirMidgeon, GodMidgeon, ConfirmedMidgeon, SgtMidgeon, AnotherMidgeon, SnowyMidgeon and A_Midgeon.
I just joined the midgeon cult.

Shit, a midgeon just hit on my mom.
Midgeon by HomosexualMidgeon August 7, 2022
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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