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Microwave Igniter 500W

A 500-watt microwave device representing the half-kilowatt threshold—a significant milestone in microwave weapons. At 500W, the beam can cut through light armor, generate plasma in air, and produce enough electromagnetic energy to disrupt even hardened military electronics. The device requires industrial-grade power and cooling, making it a permanent installation on ships or large vehicles. In the world of directed-energy, 500W is the baseline for “strategic” counter-electronics systems.

Microwave Igniter 660W

A 660-watt microwave device occupying a specialized niche—powerful enough for heavy counter-electronics missions, with a wattage that suggests custom engineering for specific military applications. The 660W rating appears in rumors about shipboard close-in weapon systems designed to intercept supersonic missiles. In underground tech circles, a 660W microwave igniter is the holy grail for DIY electromagnetic warfare.

Example: "The patent for a 660W Microwave Igniter described it as 'industrial processing.' The diagrams showed a device that could fit on a truck. The patent was classified within weeks."
Microwave Igniter 500W Example: "The 500W Microwave Igniter was housed in a shipping container. The official purpose was 'communications research.' The tracking radar suggested otherwise."

Microwave Igniter 750W

A 750-watt microwave device representing the transition from “igniter” to “machine”—where the power is sufficient for sustained operation and serious weapons applications. At 750W, the beam can cut through structural steel by induced heating, disable multiple hardened targets simultaneously, and generate enough microwave energy to cause permanent damage to unprotected personnel. The device requires dedicated power feeds, water cooling, and professional operation.

Example: "The 750W Microwave Igniter was supposed to be for 'industrial heating.' When the military asked for a version with targeting, the engineers knew they were building a weapon."
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026