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Microwave Igniter

A device that uses microwave radiation to initiate reactions, essentially a super-powered version of the magnetron in your microwave oven, but aimed at something other than leftover pizza. Microwave igniters work by exciting molecules until they reach ignition temperature, which is great for starting combustion in engines, initiating chemical reactions, or, theoretically, cooking a turkey from the inside out in seconds (please don't try this). In automotive applications, microwave igniters promise more complete combustion and better efficiency than spark plugs. In practice, they're expensive, complex, and still trying to prove they're better than the century-old technology they're trying to replace.
*Example: "He retrofitted his car with a microwave igniter system, hoping for 50 miles per gallon. What he got was intermittent check-engine lights, confused mechanics, and the ability to heat his lunch by idling next to it. The car got 32 miles per gallon, same as before. Microwave ignition had failed to revolutionize transportation, but it did make great leftovers."*
Microwave Igniter by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026
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Microwave Igniter 120W

A 120-watt microwave device optimized for precision and range—enough to disable a drone’s avionics from over a kilometer away, or to penetrate lightweight armor to damage internal electronics. The 120W rating is often cited as the “sweet spot” for counter-UAS systems: enough power to be effective, not so much that the system becomes too heavy to deploy. The beam can be pulsed to create high-power spikes or continuous for sustained heating.
Microwave Igniter 120W Example: "The 120W Microwave Igniter was mounted on a tripod. At the push of a button, the target drone fell from the sky. No explosion, no debris, just a dead quadcopter."

Microwave Igniter 150W

A 150-watt microwave device representing the upper end of portable microwave weapons. At 150W, the beam can cut through thin metals by inducing eddy currents, disable armored vehicles by frying their electronics, and generate enough thermal energy to start fires at range. This is the power level where “igniter” becomes an understatement—you’re not just disrupting; you’re destroying. In speculative military circles, 150W is the rumored output of man-portable counter-electronics systems used by special forces.

Example: "The 150W Microwave Igniter fit in a backpack. The demonstration showed it disabling a running engine from 500 meters. The observer asked how many they could have."

Microwave Igniter 260W

A 260-watt microwave device crossing into heavy military territory. At 260W, the beam can penetrate standard vehicle armor, disable multiple electronics systems simultaneously, and generate enough heat to ignite fuel vapors. This power level is typically associated with vehicle-mounted systems—compact enough for a Humvee or a small boat, powerful enough to be a primary countermeasure against drone swarms and light vehicles.
Microwave Igniter 260W Example: "The 260W Microwave Igniter was mounted on a patrol vehicle. It cleared a swarm of drones in seconds, each one dropping silently. The enemy didn't know what hit them."

Microwave Igniter 400W

A 400-watt microwave device entering the realm of serious military hardware. At 400W, the beam can penetrate reinforced enclosures, disable armored vehicle electronics, and generate enough power to act as a non-kinetic area-denial weapon. The device requires substantial power infrastructure—generators, cooling, stabilization—making it a fixture of fixed installations or large vehicles. In black-project lore, 400W microwave igniters are the core of base defense systems, capable of downing incoming missiles by frying their guidance systems.

Example: "The 400W Microwave Igniter was installed at a forward operating base. It intercepted three incoming rockets, causing them to veer off course. The system was declared 'operational' the next day."

Microwave Igniter 500W

A 500-watt microwave device representing the half-kilowatt threshold—a significant milestone in microwave weapons. At 500W, the beam can cut through light armor, generate plasma in air, and produce enough electromagnetic energy to disrupt even hardened military electronics. The device requires industrial-grade power and cooling, making it a permanent installation on ships or large vehicles. In the world of directed-energy, 500W is the baseline for “strategic” counter-electronics systems.

Microwave Igniter 660W

A 660-watt microwave device occupying a specialized niche—powerful enough for heavy counter-electronics missions, with a wattage that suggests custom engineering for specific military applications. The 660W rating appears in rumors about shipboard close-in weapon systems designed to intercept supersonic missiles. In underground tech circles, a 660W microwave igniter is the holy grail for DIY electromagnetic warfare.

Example: "The patent for a 660W Microwave Igniter described it as 'industrial processing.' The diagrams showed a device that could fit on a truck. The patent was classified within weeks."
Microwave Igniter 500W Example: "The 500W Microwave Igniter was housed in a shipping container. The official purpose was 'communications research.' The tracking radar suggested otherwise."

Microwave Igniter 750W

A 750-watt microwave device representing the transition from “igniter” to “machine”—where the power is sufficient for sustained operation and serious weapons applications. At 750W, the beam can cut through structural steel by induced heating, disable multiple hardened targets simultaneously, and generate enough microwave energy to cause permanent damage to unprotected personnel. The device requires dedicated power feeds, water cooling, and professional operation.

Example: "The 750W Microwave Igniter was supposed to be for 'industrial heating.' When the military asked for a version with targeting, the engineers knew they were building a weapon."

Microwave Igniter 660W

A 660-watt microwave device occupying a specialized niche—powerful enough for heavy counter-electronics missions, with a wattage that suggests custom engineering for specific military applications. The 660W rating appears in rumors about shipboard close-in weapon systems designed to intercept supersonic missiles. In underground tech circles, a 660W microwave igniter is the holy grail for DIY electromagnetic warfare.

Microwave Igniter 750W

A 750-watt microwave device representing the transition from “igniter” to “machine”—where the power is sufficient for sustained operation and serious weapons applications. At 750W, the beam can cut through structural steel by induced heating, disable multiple hardened targets simultaneously, and generate enough microwave energy to cause permanent damage to unprotected personnel. The device requires dedicated power feeds, water cooling, and professional operation.

Example: "The 750W Microwave Igniter was supposed to be for 'industrial heating.' When the military asked for a version with targeting, the engineers knew they were building a weapon."
Microwave Igniter 660W Example: "The patent for a 660W Microwave Igniter described it as 'industrial processing.' The diagrams showed a device that could fit on a truck. The patent was classified within weeks."

Microwave Machine 750W

A 750-watt integrated microwave system, distinguished from the “Igniter” series by its complete, turnkey industrial design. Where an “Igniter” might be a component, a “Machine” includes everything: power supply, cooling, control interface, safety enclosures, and often automated positioning. The 750W Machine is a production tool for heavy manufacturing—heating, curing, and welding. In the military context, it’s a “system” rather than a “weapon,” which makes it easier to deploy and harder to regulate.

Example: "The factory's 750W Microwave Machine was sold as a rapid curing tool. The same machine, with different software, was installed on a naval vessel a month later."

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026