noun.
A penis whose primary characteristics are defined by it's inability to reflect any perceptible amounts of light towards a human eye due to its extremely diminished stature. Thus being only perceptible by mechanically or computer aided viewing devices such as a microscope.
A penis whose primary characteristics are defined by it's inability to reflect any perceptible amounts of light towards a human eye due to its extremely diminished stature. Thus being only perceptible by mechanically or computer aided viewing devices such as a microscope.
Micropeens are so small they make me laugh.
I can't see your micropeen.
Apparently a micropeen was on my leg, but I could not feel it.
I can't see your micropeen.
Apparently a micropeen was on my leg, but I could not feel it.
by G-Noles March 10, 2010
Get the micropeen mug.
Related Words
The very rare category of man or woman who prefers or who is sexually attracted to very small penises, in other words the complete opposite of a typical size queen.
Darrell: "Well, Kelly broke up with me. I guess it was just a matter of time..."
Kenny: "That sucks dude. Was it because of your unusually tiny penis again?"
Darrell: "Yeah, that's like the eighth time this has happened to me. But I am holding out hope that somewhere out their lies my micropeen queen."
Kenny: "Good luck man."
Kenny: "That sucks dude. Was it because of your unusually tiny penis again?"
Darrell: "Yeah, that's like the eighth time this has happened to me. But I am holding out hope that somewhere out their lies my micropeen queen."
Kenny: "Good luck man."
by StonerWithATinyBoner February 1, 2015
Get the micropeen queen mug.Michael Scott: "I am going to manage you on a more personal scale; a more micro form of management. Jim, what is that called?”
Jim Halpert: Microgement?
Jim Halpert: Microgement?
by razzadoop September 5, 2018
Get the microgement mug.An individual with an abnormally small penis that needs to be seen with a microscope. This can also be referred to as a Big Daddy David G.
Makayla K's bubble booty found out that her boyfriend, Big Daddy David G had an intense microweiner (microween).
by Sunny45 June 18, 2018
Get the Microweiner (microween) mug.The study of the elusive micropenis; the natural science concerned with the structure, growth, origin, evolution, distribution, and taxonomy of micro-penises. Someone who studies micropenology is considered a micropenologist.
A: "Did you see that guy's micropenis?"
B: "No, I couldn't- it was just too small!"
A: "Well, if you would have majored in micropenology, you would have been able to"
B: "No, I couldn't- it was just too small!"
A: "Well, if you would have majored in micropenology, you would have been able to"
by MicroLovin May 10, 2012
Get the Micropenology mug.by BadolzoN August 5, 2008
Get the Microphone Spamming mug.