Micro Ward 

Referring to a person with a very small penis or a penis that is small.

Wow did you see his micro ward it was so small!

Micro Ward by d1slave November 14, 2024

Microhard 

Microsoft's evil twin. They have different mothers but the same father. Bill Gates kicked Microhard out of the house as a young child.

Person 1: I saw Microhard on the street today.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?
Person 1: Yeah.

Microhard by Tyler Drainville May 8, 2007

microtard 

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

microtard by Fake Steve January 14, 2008

MicroWordCheck 

The act of opening a Microsoft word document. By doing this You can open documents that will be in your saved folder.

Jacob MicroWordCheck your documents.

Have you MicroWordCheck ever?

MicroWordCheck by DoctorLoveee January 19, 2011

MicroWarehouse 

a job environment or workplace which employs over-qualified personel at high wages only to give paycuts shortly after. Once employed there you are required to brown-nose and lick ass to avoid being terminated. Even brown-nosers and ass lickers are not safe from termination because MicroWarehouse is notorious for performing random layoffs for no apparent reason. After a full shift of work in an environment such as this, most people begin to feel suicidal tendencies setting in.
(see: Office Space)

I was in a good mood until I got to MicroWarehouse, now that my shift is half way over I have a strong urge to hurt myself or someone else.

MicroWarehouse by Oh Canada July 6, 2003

Microwand 

A wand invisible to the human eye.

He had the tiniest wand she never saw, which was why she never saw him waving it. A microwand was making things happen.

Microwand by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Microwarp Mechanics

The branch of warp mechanics that studies microscale warp bubbles—spacetime distortions only nanometers to micrometers across. Microwarp mechanics is more feasible than macrowarp because quantum effects can provide negative energy on small scales (e.g., Casimir effect). Potential applications include exotic matter generation, quantum information processing, or even microscopic warp propulsion for nanobots. Microwarp mechanics often overlaps with quantum field theory in curved spacetime.

Example: “Microwarp mechanics experiments attempted to create a tiny warp bubble between two closely spaced plates, using the Casimir effect to generate the required negative energy.”

Microwarp Mechanics by Dumu The Void April 5, 2026