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Micro Ward by d1slave November 14, 2024
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Microhard
Microsoft's evil twin. They have different mothers but the same father. Bill Gates kicked Microhard out of the house as a young child.
Person 1: I saw Microhard on the street today.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?
Person 1: Yeah.
Microhard by Tyler Drainville May 8, 2007
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microtard
Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
After Vista took a huge dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.
microtard by Fake Steve January 14, 2008
MicroWordCheck
The act of opening a Microsoft word document. By doing this You can open documents that will be in your saved folder.
MicroWordCheck by DoctorLoveee January 19, 2011
MicroWarehouse
a job environment or workplace which employs over-qualified personel at high wages only to give paycuts shortly after. Once employed there you are required to brown-nose and lick ass to avoid being terminated. Even brown-nosers and ass lickers are not safe from termination because MicroWarehouse is notorious for performing random layoffs for no apparent reason. After a full shift of work in an environment such as this, most people begin to feel suicidal tendencies setting in.
(see: Office Space)
(see: Office Space)
I was in a good mood until I got to MicroWarehouse, now that my shift is half way over I have a strong urge to hurt myself or someone else.
MicroWarehouse by Oh Canada July 6, 2003
Microwarp Mechanics
The branch of warp mechanics that studies microscale warp bubbles—spacetime distortions only nanometers to micrometers across. Microwarp mechanics is more feasible than macrowarp because quantum effects can provide negative energy on small scales (e.g., Casimir effect). Potential applications include exotic matter generation, quantum information processing, or even microscopic warp propulsion for nanobots. Microwarp mechanics often overlaps with quantum field theory in curved spacetime.
Example: “Microwarp mechanics experiments attempted to create a tiny warp bubble between two closely spaced plates, using the Casimir effect to generate the required negative energy.”
Microwarp Mechanics by Dumu The Void April 5, 2026
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026
Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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