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Michael Masi

A situation where no matter what decision is made, the outcome shall be unfavorable for the decision maker
"Oh dear, that's a real Michael Masi you have there"

Michael Masi

Guy who makes very important decisions in Formula 1, also terrible at making important decisions
A word used to describe someone who's an utter clown
An utter clown
Someone who played an important role in the shitshow that was the Saudi Arabian GP which was the first edition of Formula 1 deal or no deal, directed by him
Makes random inconsistent decisions and yeah have I mentioned he's a clown?
Look at that guy lmao, he makes terrible decisions
What a Michael Masi, haha!
Michael Masi by TMKeel21 December 15, 2021

Michael Masi

F1 race director, who is known for making many controversial decisions in the 2021 F1 season, including the safety car procedure in the season finale in Abu Dhabi. He is the successor to Charlie Whiting as the race director as of 2019.
Toto Wolff - “No Michael, no, no, that was so not right!”
Lewis Hamilton - “Man, this has been manipulated, man.”
Michael Masi - “Toto, we went car racing.”
Michael Masi by guif December 21, 2021

Michael Masi's career 

Used to describe anything that is destroyed but it was the correct thing to do to destroy it.

After the disaster which was the Saudi Arabian GP, race director Michael masi came underfire for his controversial decisions during the race.

He followed this up by breaking the international sporting code during the season finale.
Following these events he lost his job during the off season.
"Bro, someone michael masi's careered your car you should have driven more carefully"

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026