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Michalke 

People whos sirname is michalke are most likely obese and dress like grandpas. Also they like to go down on the boys.
Yo this guy was feasting ok some dick last night, he was such a michalke
Michalke by Muck123 November 21, 2021
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Michalek 

MI-HALL-EK - Noun.

1. a well hung man, usually of European descent.
2. a man with large penis.
1. Last night I was with a Michalek. I had to limp home I was hurting so much.
2. I could barely understand what the Michalek at the bar was saying. But I never orgasmed like that before.
Michalek by b-mac247 September 28, 2011
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Michalee 

adj. kind hearted and generous.

Noun: A loving person who gives of her time freely not expecting much in return
1. I wish Michalee was my mother, she's awesome
2. Michalee just saved a drowning puppy. :)
Michalee by macksmommy February 7, 2010

Michaked 

When a boy gets "friend zoned" or put in a state where a girl does not want to do sexual activities with you.
"Dude, Zach was trying so hard to get Addie to like him."
"Yeah he definitely got Michaked!"

"She says she loves me, but only as a friend."
"Man i think your getting Michaked"
Michaked by TheFakeVishiNaik July 2, 2012

Alyson Michalka 

gorgeous Disney Channel actress best known for playing the loveable Keely Teslow on Phil of the Future; 1/2 of the pop singing duo Aly and AJ; actually talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing music, unlike the other blonde Disney Channel pop singers (see Hilary Duff, Ashley Tisdale, who are also likeable but not so musically gifted).
Alyson Michalka and Ricky Ullman made a cute couple on POTF. Pheely for ever!
Alyson Michalka by Cecil F. November 27, 2006

michale graves 

Musical artist. Lead singer of the reincarnated Misfits 95-98 and then 98 to 2000. Also co-creator of Graves with Misfits drummer Chud. Solo artist release: "Punk Rock is Dead."
"I know you hate the neo-misfits dude but Michale Graves is still awesome."
michale graves by UrzaPwns January 7, 2006

Amanda Michalka 

Amanda "AJ" Michalka is a member of the duo 78violet, formerly Aly & AJ. I actually prefer her vocals to those of Aly, I think her voice is somewhat smoother. She recorded a single for the move "Secretariat". She was once a model for catalogs.
She has been featured in various movies, such as "Super 8" and "The Lovely Bones", and can play a variety of instruments.
Amanda Michalka has a lovely voice, pity that only Alyson gets attention. It would be nice to see her record a solo albums.
Amanda Michalka by Calla Nightshade October 15, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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