Michaelides

Biggest dick on the planet ! All the girls want to talk to him because of his sexy body and great smile. His awesome personality makes him the best option for a friend

He is such A Michaelides

Michaelides by Orbit/123 November 20, 2021

Sebastian Michaelis 

The hottest guy in the history of anime. Also an amazing butler, who will grant your every wish. Sure, he may be a demon. But he's still amazing.

Geneva- "Who's Sebastian Michaelis?
Nikki-"ONLY THE MOST AMAZING GUY EVEEEEEEEEER!
Geneva- Umm..........

Sebastian Michaelis by Lily15 January 3, 2014

Sebastian Michaelis 

Simply one hell of a butler

"I am simply one hell of a butler" Said Sebastian Michaelis.

Sebastian Michaelis by one hell of a deer July 18, 2017

Sebastian Michaelis 

1. A demon 2. A sexy beast disguised as a 3. Ciel Phantomhive's head butler 4. A demon girls fangirl about

Sebastian Michaelis is such a hottie

Sebastian Michaelis by IHazABuckets December 20, 2016

Michaeline 

\m(i)-chaeli-ne, micha(e)-line\

A feminine variant of Michael, meaning "who is like God?"

Michaeline is a very uncommon first name for women and an even rarer surname.

This name is possessed by women of strength, dignity, beauty, and jaw-dropping curves. If you ever encounter a Michaeline, do not take her lightly.

Most people do not pronounce or spell Michaeline right the first time; Michaeline is not to be mistaken for the Michelina's brand of frozen dinners.

"Her name is Michaeline. She's so dang awesome... and curvacious."

"I think I'll name my daughter Michaeline. And my second dog. Maybe my goldfish, too."

Michaeline by Neon.Purple.Eggroll February 6, 2010

Michaeldsuarez

Michaeldsuarez was a faggot on Wikipedia who literally had no life. His drama occurred when he encountered another no-life user named Fæ in what is known as the "Fæ controversy" where he was jealous that there was someone who had achieved higher ranks and editing privileges before him holding positions known as "administrator", "bureaucrat", "arbitrator", and "mediator" and so forth on Wikipedia, slipping pass Wikipedia's policies to troll poor old Michael. Michaeldsuarez, being the no life cock sucking butthurt atheist faggot that he was, engaged in a public campaign against Fæ setting up an article about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica (which he continued to update for years, writing long walls of texts about his nemesis in sheer autistic butthurt). In the end both faggots lost their little war, Fæ had his privileges on Wikipedia removed and Michaeldsuarez was perma-IP-banned from Wikipedia after his cyber-bullying came to light.

Prior to the "Fæ controversy" Michael had also faced (and lost) to a collective troll society that he called "The AARmy" who to him, and no life atheist faggots known as "kookyinc" "ArpenetMale" "CNCRoadKill" "GreyTuber" "TheMrTanka" "TedKnows" "EH12NT" "themeangirl" who were part of Michael's gay alliance and are now banned/inactive from YouTube, consisted solely of one Christian theist who was responsible for mass DMCA's, hacked accounts and even taking YouTube offline once (see how paranoid these atheist nuts are?)

Michaeldsuarez and his butt buddies were defeated by "The AARmy" (whoever they were) and now his butt buddies' atheist videos have been taken off of YouTube due to ToS violations for their accounts.

Still butthurt at Fae, Michael spent over three years on Fae's Encyclopedia article, updating it all the way into 2014 whilst in denial that he was mentally ill as he wrote the next wall of text about his nemesis. Michael took Wikias very seriously to the point where he always wanted to get his way and stormed off in a strop to Encyclopedia when he didn't.

Michael's current whereabouts are unknown. A popular rumour states that he went into the big wide world for the first time in years at night time. During his journey down a dark alleyway, he was ambushed by three big black men who had their cocks almost bursting out of the zippers of their jeans. They proceeded to TP (triple penetrate) Michael in his asshole which not only stretched his anus to a wide circumference but completely ruptured his colon leading to internal bleeding and an inner infection. Michael was left on the ground, unable to move from the ridiculously hard anal pounding he had just received and slowly bled to death through his anus as the men released their final load in him simultaneously roaring with laughter as they did so. Some say that one of the men continued, skull fucking Michael to death.

Michaeldsuarez is a prime example of a hypocritical faggot.

Michaeldsuarez by Owning schizophrenic trolls May 6, 2015

Michaelize 

To sing or adopt vocal charateristic stylings of blue eyed soul baritone singer, Michael McDonald.

In order to make this song sound really good, we're going to have to Michaelize it.

Michaelize by L. Anderson May 15, 2008