Michaelitus

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Michaelitus is a rare disorder causing extreme avoidance of work and a bad back that would put a camel to shame .

The only known definitive cure is the Sausage Stabilization Regimen: Eat exactly half a sausage each day for three consecutive days.

I’ve a dose of MICHAELITUS

Michaelitus by Jaskey March 30, 2026

Words you can keep

Michaelitus

I’ve a dose of MICHAELITUS

Michaelitus by Jaskey March 30, 2026

Sebastian Michaelis

The hottest guy in the history of anime. Also an amazing butler, who will grant your every wish. Sure, he may be a demon. But he's still amazing.

Geneva- "Who's Sebastian Michaelis?
Nikki-"ONLY THE MOST AMAZING GUY EVEEEEEEEEER!
Geneva- Umm..........

Sebastian Michaelis by Lily15 January 3, 2014

Sebastian Michaelis

Simply one hell of a butler

"I am simply one hell of a butler" Said Sebastian Michaelis.

Sebastian Michaelis by one hell of a deer July 18, 2017

Sebastian Michaelis

1. A demon 2. A sexy beast disguised as a 3. Ciel Phantomhive's head butler 4. A demon girls fangirl about

Sebastian Michaelis is such a hottie

Sebastian Michaelis by IHazABuckets December 20, 2016

michaelsus

an altered image where 2 school students, one of them named Michael, have been forced to read a file about the imposter.

Have you seen that michaelsus image?

Yeah, seems pretty sus to me

michaelsus by mousereads August 20, 2021

Michaelsus

When a fellow who goes by the name Michael is sus.

Photoshopping the jermasus x trollface over an old picture of Michael

Varun: Michael really hates it when we say Michaelsus.

Michaelsus by michaelsus August 9, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026