Michaelitus

Michaelitus is a rare disorder causing extreme avoidance of work and a bad back that would put a camel to shame .

The only known definitive cure is the Sausage Stabilization Regimen: Eat exactly half a sausage each day for three consecutive days.

I’ve a dose of MICHAELITUS

by Jaskey March 30, 2026

Michaelitus

Michaelitus is a rare disorder causing extreme avoidance of work and a bad back that would put a camel to shame .

The only known definitive cure is the Sausage Stabilization Regimen: Eat exactly half a sausage each day for three consecutive days.

I’ve a dose of MICHAELITUS

by Jaskey March 30, 2026

Sebastian Michaelis

The hottest guy in the history of anime. Also an amazing butler, who will grant your every wish. Sure, he may be a demon. But he's still amazing.

Geneva- "Who's Sebastian Michaelis?
Nikki-"ONLY THE MOST AMAZING GUY EVEEEEEEEEER!
Geneva- Umm..........

by Lily15 January 3, 2014

Sebastian Michaelis

Simply one hell of a butler

"I am simply one hell of a butler" Said Sebastian Michaelis.

by one hell of a deer July 18, 2017

Sebastian Michaelis

1. A demon 2. A sexy beast disguised as a 3. Ciel Phantomhive's head butler 4. A demon girls fangirl about

Sebastian Michaelis is such a hottie

by IHazABuckets December 20, 2016

michaelsus

an altered image where 2 school students, one of them named Michael, have been forced to read a file about the imposter.

Have you seen that michaelsus image?

Yeah, seems pretty sus to me

by mousereads August 20, 2021

Michaelsus

When a fellow who goes by the name Michael is sus.

Photoshopping the jermasus x trollface over an old picture of Michael

Varun: Michael really hates it when we say Michaelsus.

by michaelsus August 9, 2021