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Michael U. 

A sweet, funny boy, who any girl would be lucky to be with. You will fall for him the second you see him, and you’ll be lucky to get him. You will wait for a long time and watch him pass through crushes rather fast, but if it’s you, he does the most sweet, loving gestures to tell you, and let you know how much he thinks about you. After a lot of waiting, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you, and it will be like a fairy tale come to life. He has and amazing sense of humor, and he can make you laugh forever. He doesn’t know how amazing he is, and he can put himself down a lot. He won’t except compliments, he isn’t very confident, but he is amazing, and he should know that. He will rock your world and change you for good. Be friends with him, talk to him, and you can help him see how great he is, and how much he means to so many people. After talking to him, and being there for him, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you.
Michael U. Is the most amazing person ever, sweet, cute, and funny, and I hope someday he will love me as much as I love him.
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Michael-uncle 

A person who is older than 40, has never been married or had children and is still living with his parents or in the old house of them.

The female form is "Michaela-aunts".
Last weekend I visited my Michael-uncle. Every Sunday my Michael-uncle is eats dinner with us.
Michael-uncle by DjGamba December 14, 2021

Michael Uccello

Thou ugly human being. Thou human has a big ass nose and is hairier than big foot. The gaywad has a humorousness nose and smells little kids with it. He runs at little kids with chocolate hands. He is a annoying skinny gaywad. He is decent at thou clash royale. thou gaywad has an Android which makes thou human even more gay than gay could be. Thou man is skinnier than chicken little's little cock.
You are very gay. You must be a Michael Uccello.

michael urban 

Founder and Owner of Urban Dictionary
Michael Urban is the Founder and Owner of Urban Dictionary
michael urban by TheRealOwner January 29, 2015

Michael Usenick 

The nastiest fro boy you will ever meet.
Beware: random things fall out and may hit you, this could be dangerous.
D00d, did you see that fro?
Oh it was just Michael Usenick!
I think Oasama Bin Ladan might be hiding in there!

Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada> 

Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>
Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

michael needs to shut up 

michael needs to shut up because he is very annoying and just is not the vibe