A BIGGGGGGG BITCH. Micheal Lee Hemann is the guy who can talk shit and threaten to beat your ass a million times just can't fight worth shit and backs out like a bitch. His dick looks like a shriveled up shrimp and he has the gut of a woman pregnant with sextuplets. He never washes his ass and smells like a donkey and only has balls big enough to talk down on women and beat them. He will rob you of all you have and his teeth be looking like corn kernels throwing up gang signs. Don't fuck with Michael Lee hemann. He nasssty.

Why are u flossing your ass like that? Stop pulling a Micheal Lee hemann.

Micheal Lee hemann by Bob Evan's butt crack August 21, 2019

Michael leed

When you excel at a task at the highest possible level.

Yo I just "michael leed" that girl and now she tryna have my kids.

Yo I just "michael leed" today and make a billion dollars.

Yo i heard "Michael Lee" got a fat cock

Michael leed by Hadi Hassan, Aaron Zaretsky August 18, 2024

Michaëlle Jean

The 49th govenor general(2005-current 2009) of Canada 27th since Confederation, appointed by Queen Elizabeth II on the recomendation of Prime Minister Paul Martin. All in all she has the ultimate power in the government, but none at all. She is a refugee from Hati, and one of the few women to hold this position. Before this she was a journalist.

Person 1- hey who allowed that stupid law to pass.
Person 2- Michaëlle Jean signed it, but really she had no choice, if she didn't she would be out a job and the public would be mad.
Person 1- oh so blame the Prime Minister again?
Person 2- Sounds good

Michaëlle Jean by yummy_bear March 21, 2009

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026