Michael Lee

a Cal Poly LDT member whose power is rivaled only by Shaggy, Matt from Wii Sports, & Jesus Christ.

person 1: Damn, it's raining hella today...
Michael Lee: No worries. I just used my powers to stop the rain.

by blunderedmyqueenagain March 16, 2023

Tompression

The depression you feel after taking one of Dr. Tom Katona's tests at Cal Poly SLO

person 1: "Damn, I sucked ass on that last midterm. I feel awful.

person 2: "Same. I got clinically diagnosed with tompression.

by blunderedmyqueenagain March 16, 2023