Mibute

A worthless minute of your life.

that lecture on saying no to drugs took like 20 Mibutes

Mibute by coldfusion63 November 22, 2011

TtaG minute 

A mythical unit of measure specifically used for time taken to ready up in a game, created by pro PUBG player: TtaG.

"ready up Eddie!" shouted gabba, "I’ll ready up in a TtaG minute" Ed replied
.....eons later climate change had taken its toll on earth as a new species emerges from the depths of the river Tems.
"just a TtaG minute longer darling!" said Becky
TtaG minutes are also commonly used by women when telling men how long it will take them to get ready before going out.

TtaG minute by polymer314 January 31, 2019

Ywo minutes 

Ywo minutes
No it isn't a typing error

Ywo is Pronounced: you

It's a remix of the term two minutes but instead of it being a duration of two minutes it can be any amount of time between a minute and a hour

gGuy: are you ready
ggGuy: no give me ywo minutes
* 30 mins later *
ggGuy: Ok, lesss gooo

Ywo minutes by TF'ingBoiHimself April 19, 2020

a minute late or a second slow 

a minute late or a second slow — The epitaph for every stand up guy and hard man who dies with his boot on. They don’t die in their sleep or retire to become farmers. This is the Urban equivalent of a Viking Death without the hope of a Valhalla.

I’ll see you at the crossroads.

There in only one end for a hard man no matter how good he is: one day he will be a minute late or a second slow and he will die with iron in his hand and lead in his body.

a minute late or a second slow by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023

5-Minute Crafts

One of the most awful content farms on the internet, along with Blossom/So Yummy. They'll post the same "hacks" and "tips" over and over again, many of which are really dangerous, especially for their target audience - kids.

Some people will say that they're completely blind to the danger of most of the actions in their videos, but they probably know what they're doing - after all, publicity is publicity.

1. Person A: "Gee, how'd you get that burn on your hand?"
Person B: "I tried following a stupid 5-Minute Crafts cooking hack. Ugh."
Person A: "Poor thing. 5-Minute Crafts is the worst."

2. *scrolling through Snapchat* "OH CRAP THEY'RE ON SNAP TOO"

5-Minute Crafts by Val the Gay Bitch February 21, 2020

ten minute nap

Usually taking place on Sundays, a 10 minute nap is a discreet way to inform your roommates (or fraternity brothers) that you are going to abuse yourself. This is synonymous with masturbation til orgasm

"Hey Sam, I'm feeing a bit tired after a long night of partying... I think I'll take a quick ten minute nap, but I'll be back in time for the kickoff of the Broncos game."

ten minute nap by Partytime69 January 11, 2016

Camaro Minute 

The same length as a regular minute but allows more to be accomplished in that minute, allows for a greater distance to be transversed in the restraints of a minute.

Dude: It takes about 30 minutes to make it to my house.
Camaro owner: Don't worry, I can make it in 15 Camaro Minutes.

Camaro Minute by 15 Camaro Minutes September 14, 2011