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Miasmatron 

(n.) A human, usually seen clad in plastic, spraying themselves or the air surrounding them with stinky, toxic aromatics, and leaving a trail of microplastic contamination and toxic stink everywhere they go.
That guy? Oh, he's a miasmatron, I'm not inviting him to come to our place. We'll have to decontaminate the place for days after he leaves, and nobody can breathe around him.
Miasmatron by MicroShade April 7, 2025
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maskatron 

The name given to someone who, as a result of ingesting a large amount of MDMA, is suffering from facial contortions that resemble those of a sub-human spastic.
Guy in pub: Arite mate you look fucked?!
Other guy: Ay, pure maskatron.
maskatron by anders the jew May 16, 2008
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Miskatron 

Miskatron refers to a concept denoting the pinnacle of human excellence, encompassing unparalleled intelligence, unmatched physical prowess, and unsurpassed mastery across all domains of human achievement. It represents the epitome of human potential, embodying an individual or a group of individuals who excel beyond all conceivable limits in every facet of their existence.
In the realm of science fiction, the character of Captain Orion was often portrayed as a miskatron, possessing an otherworldly blend of intelligence, strength, and charisma that made him the undisputed leader of the galactic alliance.

The Olympic athlete's astounding performance in the decathlon left spectators awestruck, as he seemed like a living miskatron, effortlessly conquering every track, field, and challenge with grace and dominance.

Jane's extraordinary multitasking abilities, remarkable artistic talents, and exceptional problem-solving skills led her friends to affectionately dub her as the "miskatron" of their group, acknowledging her unparalleled excellence in every endeavor she pursued.
Miskatron by Guest192 September 7, 2023
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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