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Miasmatron 

(n.) A human, usually seen clad in plastic, spraying themselves or the air surrounding them with stinky, toxic aromatics, and leaving a trail of microplastic contamination and toxic stink everywhere they go.
That guy? Oh, he's a miasmatron, I'm not inviting him to come to our place. We'll have to decontaminate the place for days after he leaves, and nobody can breathe around him.
Miasmatron by MicroShade April 7, 2025
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maskatron 

The name given to someone who, as a result of ingesting a large amount of MDMA, is suffering from facial contortions that resemble those of a sub-human spastic.
Guy in pub: Arite mate you look fucked?!
Other guy: Ay, pure maskatron.
maskatron by anders the jew May 16, 2008
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Miskatron 

Miskatron refers to a concept denoting the pinnacle of human excellence, encompassing unparalleled intelligence, unmatched physical prowess, and unsurpassed mastery across all domains of human achievement. It represents the epitome of human potential, embodying an individual or a group of individuals who excel beyond all conceivable limits in every facet of their existence.
In the realm of science fiction, the character of Captain Orion was often portrayed as a miskatron, possessing an otherworldly blend of intelligence, strength, and charisma that made him the undisputed leader of the galactic alliance.

The Olympic athlete's astounding performance in the decathlon left spectators awestruck, as he seemed like a living miskatron, effortlessly conquering every track, field, and challenge with grace and dominance.

Jane's extraordinary multitasking abilities, remarkable artistic talents, and exceptional problem-solving skills led her friends to affectionately dub her as the "miskatron" of their group, acknowledging her unparalleled excellence in every endeavor she pursued.
Miskatron by Guest192 September 7, 2023
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004